Kim Jong Un Is Truly Fucked Up; All Students Now Required To Get His Haircut.

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    If not, what's he going to do, feed them to the dogs? Originally, the story was all men in the country, but that changed to just University students. God, I hope this means the chicks, too (if they're even allowed to university).

    This fucking guy has to take a trip to Belize.

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    University students in North Korea are now required to get the same haircut as their leader Kim Jong-un, it is reported.

    The state-sanctioned guideline was introduced in the capital Pyongyang about two weeks ago, Radio Free Asia reports. It is now being rolled out across the country - although some people have expressed reservations about getting the look.

    "Our leader's haircut is very particular, if you will," one source tells Radio Free Asia. "It doesn't always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes." Meanwhile, a North Korean now living in China says the look is actually unpopular at home because people think it resembles Chinese smugglers. "Until the mid-2000s, we called it the 'Chinese smuggler haircut'," the Korea Times reports.

    It seems that haircuts have been state-approved in North Korea for some time - until now people were reportedly only allowed to choose from 18 styles for women and 10 for men. Earlier, North Korea's state TV launched a campaign against long hair, called "Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle".

    However, there are conflicting reports over the haircut mandate, with the NK News website reporting that recent visitors to Pyongyang did not notice a change in hair styles.

    Late leader Kim Jong-il, who ruled North Korea for 17 years, sported a bouffant hairstyle, reportedly in order to look taller.




    http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649
     
  2. Gomez

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    it's a hi fade yo
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    It occurs to me, this might be a North Korean "Onion" type story, but I don't think so.


    Splashwut.
     
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    executing people at his whim was my first clue he was fucked up, but ya, this bad haircut mandate confirms it.:c
     
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    And they say evil doesn't walk the earth.........
     
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    The looks on the faces of some of the country's most dignified military, reduced to screaming for this guy like he's the fucking Beatles. How many of them are wishing just for an opportunity (and the balls) to cut his fucking head off!
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    On that VICE episode (with Dennis Rodman and the Globetrotters visiting N. Korea) the crowd was screaming "Live 10,000 years!!!!" for minutes at a time every time the guy crossed his arms or stood...
     
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    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Do they have to grow a big fat head like him too?
     
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    Just found on YouTube and watched. Fascinating! Thank you for the tip.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    All the beaners had that do in high school. Sometimes with a hair net garnish.
     
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    The North Koreans can only choose from 4 different hair cuts in country.

    So it's not like they have much of a choice anyways.