Kim Kardashian is officially the size of two single family homes!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Apr 4, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Holy fuck, talk about abusing the privilege of being pregnant.
     
  3. Herc

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    That's a big black baby in her tummy . . . :eek:
     
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    remember the good old days when celebrities hid out for 9 months while they were pregnant so we didn't have to see them get huge and grotesque

    someone please send Kim and Jessica Simpson the memo - time to preserve your image - don't be seen in public until you are back to your normal self (especially if the only thing you are known for is being a hot chick!!)
     
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    Sweet Jesus.

    Sadly I think Jessica Simpson was still bigger
     
  6. TehLivingDeath

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    I'd rather those two twats hid out permanently.
     
  7. joe361

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    Do you think Kanye is fucking her while she's prego?
     
  8. Howards Wig

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    She's pregnant. You expect her to get smaller?

    Her body type will never permit her to be stick thin. I am just fine with that. Beautiful face, and I like a thick chick with curves.

    The real problems will begin when the kid is born. I just do not see that being a healthy household.
     
  9. HS Cult Leader

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    Damn!

    I remember my wife getting bummed out when she gained about 10 pounds during her two pregnancies, I need to show her the picture of this heifer.
     
  10. PappYawn

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    Cash Cow.
     
  11. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Someone needs to lay off the grapes.
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...that woman is a filthy pig. its her only talent well that and having no shame.
     
  13. Chimney Portions

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    The dad is black
    The mom's a cow

    The baby is gonna be a moolatto.
     
  14. GaryPuppet

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    I dont think Kim is even due until September.
    So theres plenty of time for her to explode into an ever bigger, disgusting mess.
     
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    What image does Kim "Mudshark" Kardashian have to preserve? She got her notoriety from fucking a different black guy and putting it on video. Her whole family lineage should be ended immediately.
     
  16. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I wonder how man curtain panels it took to make that dress?
     
  17. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Clearly a red meat eater. Not evolved enough for my tastes. Pass.
     
  18. Caldwell

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    I bet she steps on one of these ridiculous outfits and bellyflops right on the fuckin baby killing it instantly.
     
  19. TehLivingDeath

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    The fact that she fucks A group of lovely people should have given you a clue about her evolving long ago, bud.
     
  20. Mr Fantastic

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    I know its been said many times before, but its good to have you back you funny fuck!