kim kardashian pops one out

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    yes that's right...the little negratto has arrived. let's all rejoice. :bjmimic:

    Kim Kardashian Gives Birth
    Boyfriend Kanye West gets surprise early Father's Day gift as baby reportedly arrives five weeks early.



    The world's most anticipated baby has arrived, just in time for Father's Day.

    On Saturday morning (June 15), Kim Kardashian reportedly gave birth to her first child, a baby girl with boyfriend Kanye West.

    The baby wasn't due for another five weeks, but rumors that Kardashian was ready to go into labor early started to swirl after West cancelled a promotional appearance for his forthcoming album, Yeezus, Friday night to be with his pregnant girlfriend who was feeling a "bit off." TMZ reports West was in the delivery room at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for the birth.

    There had been no official confirmation of the arrival at press time, neither through the couple's reps nor the stars' social media channels.

    The slightly early Father's Day gift for West, 36, comes as the world waits for a special delivery of another kind, his Yeezus album which, although it leaked on Friday, is still widely regarded as the summer's most anticipated album. Its official release is on Tuesday.

    When MTV News spoke to Kim's little sisters, Kylie and Kendall Jenner in May, they shared they weren't quite ready to be aunts to Baby Kimye just yet. "I mean we're all pretty excited. It still hasn't hit me yet, so I don't know," Kendall said.

    Kim's previously stated that she won't let cameras into the delivery room when she welcomes their baby into the world. "I'm going to keep that private," she shared, noting that she's likely to also take a little break from the spotlight as well. "I'm hoping to take some time off. And just focus on that and not really work as much for a little bit."

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  2. DrivenByDemons

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    Fuck that bitch
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    title should be: kim kardashian poops one out
     
  4. jdwhatever

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    im so excited I just cant hide it
     
  5. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    that's what i'm talkin about
     
  6. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    she used to be hot
     
  7. gilaet

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    Breaking News: she's pregnant again
     
  8. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    I bet this isn't true.
     
  9. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    get it, poops instead of pops, get it
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Prove it. :cmon:
     
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  12. jdwhatever

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  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did it get the good hair?
     
  14. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    6/15/2013

    6, 1+5=6, 2+1+3=6

    6..6..6

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    MATTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yell:
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    Kanye and the Kim K name the baby Cheeseburger
     
  17. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Boon
     
  18. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was watching Animal House the other day and forgot that one of the guys names was Boon.

    Made me think of 2manboobs.

    boon
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  19. Jim J Jiblets

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    That's not real. Looks like they took her crazy face on a rollercoaster and stuck it on some random birth giver.
     
  20. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    remember when Tony Soprano took off his belt and beat that guys ass while the Russian broad watched