Kimmel Kept His Daughter Away From Howard

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Because they know he hates kids. Fuck if I'd do that because some soulless fuck wants the attention focused only on him. The kid was in the next room and Howard didn't even bother to go see her. I bet Beth's barren hole was feeling extra dusty during that dinner.

    http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm#mon

    Howard said he loves Jimmy and Molly. He said they kept Jane away. He said they know he doesn't want to be around kids. Howard said he knows the kid was in the other room but they were just showing him pictures of her.
     
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    itsawig Well-Known Member

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    his mental illness is so extreme that he's actually bragging about that. he yelled "get off of my lawn" at various times during the dinner at no one in particular. he was also witnessed stroking his own hair and murmuring good kitty. #grannytranny.
     
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    what a piece of sht, I never understood the whole "babies crying so it's the end of the world" theory from the Wig and the blob, it's only for a few months....I loved when my kids cried, I always wanted to find the solution also there's more laughing and happines then crying with babies.
     
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    That might be one of the most telling things I have ever heard about Molly's real feelings towards these monters. :jj: What new parents do not show off the baby, at least a look?

    Babies cannot hiss, dive out of the crib and run away.

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  5. Divorce Chicken

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    Howard will be filling his diaper soon enough. Hopefully he'll be locked away in a bedroom too.
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Who the fuck could blame them. Kids at this age are too impressionable to risk this kind of lifetime trauma.

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    Nope. Howard doesn't want to be around kids.

    Just ask Alison, Emily, Debra and Ashley.
     
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    "Robin, I heard something about myself recently...Let's just say that I shouldn't be around kids, if you know what I'm talking about. We'll just leave it at that. Bobo you're on the air!"
     
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    "Jimmy, when the baby started crying, why didn't you just run into the basement and lock the door?"
     
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    Let's face it. They kept the kid away from Beth. Beth is still theoretically in child bearing years still. Howard is putting up with the damn kittens until she hit menopause.
     
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    His douchbaggery never ceases to amaze me.

    Fuck you Howard Stern. You and that money abyss you call your wife.

    You should both drop off the planet already. You do nothing productive anymore.
     
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    It's better for the baby
     
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    Why the fuck do they stay friends with him?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Screw beachfront property, I want to find a place with a Catholic family next door.
     
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    Jimmy is notoriously one of the nicest guys in Hollywood. Which is so surprising because he's so enamored by Captain Wiggenstein
     
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    It's pretty funny/bizarre to show pictures to someone of a kid who is just a few rooms down the hall or upstairs! LOL!

    "Hey, I bought a new ferrari! It's in the garage out back! Here, look at some pictures of it! :D"
     
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    better yet, Mormon family.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I'd be more impressed if he was hosting parties full of non-celebs. He might be, but everything he's doing now lines up with his career perfectly.
     
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    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    "Howard said his daughter came to Los Angeles and they hung out on Saturday morning."

    Was the Beef already gone by Saturday?
     
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