Sports Kimmel sucks

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Vincenzo69, Dec 19, 2015.

  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Seriously fuck that faggot. Sitting next to Jerry Jones at the Jet Cowboy game tonight. So glad the jets ended Jerry's season.

    Kimmel should stick to what he's good at which is arranging lame pool parties in Malibu so Howard can glom over A-list douchebags while Beth gets railroaded in the bedroom by Stamos and his entourage.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Celebrity dicksucker. Nothing epitomizes his dicksucking prowess more than this dicksucking commercial.
     
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    That's some Top shelf hate right there haha
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I know Marci has become Howard's David Miscavige but Kimmel's pool parties and introducing Howard to the A-list - the show went off a cliff once Howard started going to those parties
     
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    I am certain there is no cocaine involved in the Beff triple gangbangs. Just good clean fun.
     
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    FWIW I believe like all trashy faggots Surgery Faced Jimmy Kimmel is a Jets fan, his cousin Sal is the one who is a Cowboys fan.
     
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    Kimmel is a big bore. He seems like a very nice guy but his show sucks ass and can't compete with Fallon who is a talented mofo
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Then why is he sitting with jerry jones? Fuck Kimmel fucking asswipe helped speed up the demise of the stern show
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Not sure that ended their season. They are in the worst division and they are just 2 games behind with...

    Giants vs 13-0 Panthers
    Eagles vs 11-2 Cardinals
    Wash vs Bills. Washington has had just one tough game, NE. The Bills have payed NE twice and Cinn.

    Amazingly, I can see Dallas still just one game back after tomorrow. What's tie breaker status? I didn't look. I know Dallas has beaten NY, Philly and Wash this year.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    They both suck but Fallon has The Tonight Show on his marquis.

    Kimmel is a sensitive fucker too. I remember Sarah Silverman after they broke up she made a comment about her not being used to dating a guy who is in shape. Fucking pussy went ballistic.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Oh. You mean the ones "thrown in his honor"?? Pathetic. :rolleyes:
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I think the racist Redskins will eventually win that toilet of a division
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Just being forced to listen to Howard go on and on for months about talking to Adam Levine and Justin Theroux at those pool parties - fucking nauseating
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    It really is horrible this year in that division. I can see anyone getting it although Eli and Coughlin come up huge in big games. If they somehow beat Carolina, I can see them winning the rest off that momentum.
     
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    Fallon has good impressions, pretty good guitar player and singer
     
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    That defense is legit I dunno about that
     
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    He's from Brooklyn and he's hanging with the Cowboys. :facepalm:
     
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    As an East Coaster it's my responsibility to make the following announcement.

    There is a law, handed down from generation after generation that says, if you live in the Northeast of the U.S., you will NOT be allowed to be a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, nor can you refer to them as "America's Team" - which is the gayest fucking term since Bro.

    Don't support them, or ever say anything nice about them, minus their Cheerleaders.

    In conclusion, any Northeasterner seen or heard breaking this law will be stripped of their citizenship and forced out of this area.

    Sal, GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR LITTLE AMERICA'S TEAM BULLSHIT!!! MOVE TO DALLAS AND GO DOWN ON ROMO, THEN DIE.
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    This more than makes up for that:

     
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