Kimmel's party next week

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by IlluminatiJones, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    open bar + a room full of a- and b-list celebs = an extremely moist Beefus

    The great Thelma tipped me off to this. Howard was bragging about having some "deep" conversation with a celeb..........................Sandra Bullock?.......................where he mentioned that "even Beth stopped by!".

    "even Beth".....................you know, his wife.......................stopped by the conversation.

    :surprised:

    :facepalm:

    I think Howard is dreading this party, big time. I think Beefus loses her star-fucker mind during these parties. I think Howard's darting, beady eyes will be constantly scanning the party terrain for Beefus, keeping tabs on her, making sure she doesn't "disappear" and come back a little disheveled or glassy-eyed.

    Howard once bragged about getting a blowjob in the bathroom at some Hollywood party. I think Beefus is 2-3 wine spritzers away from being that chick......................but not with Howard.

    Also, I think we're only 2-3 parties away, tops, from a full-blown :quote:incident:quote:. It might be something like the party scene in "Husbands and Wives", where the bimba was screaming as the old Jew was hustling her into the car, or it may even be something like the Nina Hartley scenes in "Boogie Nights".

    :dontknow:

    I just know that with the twitter-flirting and overly-affectionate poses with other dudes, Beefus is hot to trot :c!

    And what better place to sow her wild oats :c:c than Kimmel's party?

    And what's the over/under on the number of extra days she'll stay in LA? 3? 4?
     
  2. David999

    David999 Well-Known Member

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    He is going to be in LA anyway for AGT promos, so I will take the over:)
     
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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    No, I'm talking about how many days more than Howard will she spend in LA, like the NYE thing in Mexico; Howard flew back to NY, but she stayed down there, then flew on to LA with the beautiful people...............and Kimmel and his fiance.

    I'm sure she'll do the same in LA this time; hang out a few extra days, inventing some paper-thin excuse for doing so, when the real reason is as plain as the hair-system on Howard's head; to enjoy herself among the living.

    She might not even bother coming back.
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    You're either on something or onto something.
     
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    Two pulls of moonshine from ending up with a catheter jammed down her throat
     
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    Another vacation week for the show.Fucking AGT.
     
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    Reminds me of the scene in Godfather II, when Fredo's drunk showgirl wife was escorted out screaming, "Goddamn wops... guineas...!" etc.

    Howard would be standing outside, clapping his hands: "Beth! [clap-clap] It's seven o' clock – time to leave!", and a drunk, coked-up Beth shrieking, "Goddamn killjoy kike!" as Howard's bodyguards try to drag her to the limo.

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    "The party is in my honor, Robin." .... Wouldn't he have to leave early because he was working all day and have to go to bed? And will he be "funny" on Monday and go "FUUUUCK YOOOU MANNNN, I'm not talking about my trip, Robin. My "fans" are a bunch of assholes, etc.".... man, I should be a writer for the show.
     
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    How many guests will lie to Beth's face... "Oh yeah, NatGeo... Spoiled Rotten Pets..... love that show!"
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    hash oil...:nooo:

    orgies...:nooo:
     
  12. Lou Cypher

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    When are they going? This week? She mentioned in her blathering blog for NSAL that she'll be there next week:

    "I will be joining my friend Rénee Felice Smith, this year’s TFL spokesperson and star of NCIS: Los Angeles, at the TFL stops in Burbank and Irvine, California, on April 26th and 27th."
     
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    furiously researching which famous guests also love animals
     
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    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    :lol:

    Moonshine! :booze: ... :nooo:
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    :doh:

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    uhmayzing
     
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    oh joy come back from a week off, do 3 shows, and take another week off.
     
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    Can't wait to hear about it for the next year
     
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    "Yeah, some vacation, Robin. I had to work the WHOLE time. It was a whole thing."

    "I shouldn't've signed up for a second season of AGT, Robin. It's just TOO much."