King Of All Follicles Award**Monday*(updated with trophy!)

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  1. Nemo

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    update



     
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    Paging Gary Puppet.... Gary Puppet to twitter please.
     
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    Compelling and honest radio.
     
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    All in for the subscribers with this 'hair' award on Monday and Kid Rock on Wednesday - Howard will get to use this award bit for filler on the show and maybe get a few more planted stories out of it in the gossip mags and maybe Marianne Garvey's column.
     
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    To prove this is no bullshit, Howard's going to let the guy gently tug on a specific area of his hair. The safe word/phrase is "take it easy."
     
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    It's the Howard Stern show, sponsored by Hair Club for men, Pfizer, Geritol and Shittens.
     
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    I haven't listened to the Show in months, but this train wreck might be worth it.

    :)
     
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    Next he'll win Best Deep Voice in America. "I beat out Brad Garrett and the black guy from the Allstate commercials, Robin."
     
  11. Nemo

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    and then mock Sal....maybe suggest some awesome products from his site for him.

    Take a call from Bobo so gunky can spike the ball in the end-zone.
     
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    Fake Clooney, Fake Mitt and real Ryan Reynolds call in?
     
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    *le sigh*
    Getting an award for his fake hair both feeds Wig's ego and secretly makes him feel bad.
    "It's complex, Robin."
     
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    By the way, I spotted this billboard on the way to work and thought of Howard.

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    No doubt this was all set up advance. Either the website offered to give Howard the award in exchange for free plugs or they expressed interest in advertising on Sirius and this bit was dreamed up.
     
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    Kind of reminds me of the the carnival prize scene in The Jerk...

    Wiggy: "You can touch my hair over here and right here and the 3 inches between here... but nothing over here or here".


     
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    While we are at it, why don't we award the hot-dog cart on Times Square with a Michelin Star and giving the guy who pushes it a James Beard Foundation Award. Oh, and we forgot the Nobel Peace Prize for ISIS. Those plucky lads are doing their best to make the world safe for Sunni radicals!
     
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