Kinky Sex You Turned Down

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  1. wife is a whore

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    What are some off the wall things you turned down? Bonus points if you regret it now.

    For me it was a Blumpkin. Someone brought it up earlier in the evening, and when we were alone later, the chick says to me, "I'd do that if you wanted." I denied. I enjoy the peace, quiet and solitude of taking a dump and didn't want a chick to ruin that for me.

    I do regret passing on it now. Not because I have an incredible desire for it, but because I have an incredible desire to do degrading shit to that broad.

    Another time she wanted to go to a swinger's club, just so other people could watch us fuck. I passed on that, because I knew that if I looked any more than a glance at another broad, she would bug out.

    OH, and what may or may not have been a whore once asked me if I would be into her bi guy friend joining us. I told her I was straight, and she said that the 2 of us could DP her. I'm kinda sad I passed on that. DPing a broad is on my bucket list, me chambered in her fart box of course.
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    A few years back when I still went to bars, there was this really cute girl that I had been talking to for a bit. I had to leave for a while and told her that I'd be back. I came back to the bar about an hour and a half later and she was still there, but she had a few drinks in her and was talking to some other guy...so I left her alone.

    About a half an hour later, the guy came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder. That girl, it turns out, was willing to go get a room and fuck him, but only if I joined in. So the guy was basically asking me if the three of us could go get a room so we could both fuck her. Well, I had no interest in fucking some girl with another guy participating...plus she seemed pretty drunk and I wasn't...so that didn't feel comfortable anyway. She ended going home with her girlfriend and the dude was pissed at me because he didn't get laid.

    A second story goes back to right after Bush got reelected. This young married couple came to the bar and they had a huge "Bush-Cheney" sign in their backseat window and somehow started arguing about politics within 20 minutes. After about an hour, one of the guys at the bar said something like, "You fucking Conservatives are a bunch of sexless prudes" or something like that and, without any hesitation, the Republican married chick pulled her shirt and bra up and flashed her tits. Not only did she do that, but she demonstrated that she was still lactating and squirted breast milk on the bar. She looked fantastic and seemed almost proud that she had a four year old kid and never stopped producing milk...it was fucking weird.

    She then explained that she and her husband were swingers and had some kind of cam site or whatever the equivalent was back around '05. She went on and on about how not all Conservatives were sexually conservative and talked about their favorite "fetish" was her getting fucked while her husband watched. Towards the end of the night, there were a few guys competing to get to go home with her, but for some reason, the chick had her eyes set on me. The husband asked me outright if I wanted to go to their place and fuck the wife, but it was just too strange.

    I don't regret not going with them that night, but I really did want to fuck her. She was one of those cute "All American" looking girls who loves showing off her body now that she has a kid and got back into shape. But, you know, it is what it is.

    Fucking a lactating mom while her husband watched definitely would have been the kinkiest thing I've ever done...if I would have gone and did it.
     
  3. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    any act involving a another duded, even tangentially, is gay
     
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    You sir are a FAG
     
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    Yes, because I don't want my cock rubbing against some other dude's and don't feel like having some guy beating off as I bang his wife.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Agreed. I don't even like seeing that shit in porn let alone having to actually do it.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    A while back when I was single had a doctor (the fucker gave me his info and everything about where he worked, because I thought it was my friends pranking me) who saw me working somewhere with my shirt off called me up and offers to let me fuck his former-model wife while he watched. Then the bad part. He wanted to help her blow me. PASS.

    Besides, I can't function if another man is even outside the door.
     
  10. wife is a whore

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    Maybe you are scared of catching the gay, but I'm not. As long as there is taint between the dicks, it aint gay.
     
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    I had a response to a CL ad from a couple. It wasn't what I was looking for, and I've never actually done it, but I don't care if a dude watches as I bang his old lady. It was the classic cuckold scenario, dude would watch while I rough fucked the broad, and talked shit to him and her. Few emails in though, the broad says she wants to watch her dude suck me off. "Sorry honey, that aint happening. Good luck." was my response. Fucking time wasters.
     
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    Appropriate Response






    Inappropriate Response.
     
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    She wasn't suggesting or requiring any interaction between the dude and I, just said that she was up for a DP.
     
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    repeating that doesn't make it so
     
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    performing an act with full knowledge of the expressed intent of getting another guy off is gay whether or not you touch dong or not
     
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    Why God invented the appendage otherwise known as the "thumb"... so penis in ass and/or hand up nookie.
     
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  18. wife is a whore

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    There ya go. Yer thinking about the other dude, not the whore. That's yer problem.
     
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    i've been married 10 years and have two small children....

    these days taking our socks off for birthday sex would be about as wild as it gets
     
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    I just watched This is 40 last night...awful fucking movie...but man did some of that shit hit close to home...
     
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