Kinky/weird sex

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    What's the weirdest/kinkiest/craziest sex you've ever had? Anything off-color counts.

    It's story time.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    this one time at band camp, i shoved a drum stick up my nose
     
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    I once dated a chick who wanted me to choke her during sex. She would put my hand on her neck when she'd come close to orgasm and wanted me to just choke her. It weirded me out but I went along with it. She would also scream like a psychopath during sex when there weren't any neighbors/roommates around. Crazy shit, but in retrospect it was pretty awesome.


    This one is more awesome than crazy. Then there was this girl who was hardcore into yoga. The things she could do with her body seemed scientifically impossible. We tried pretty much every crazy position we could think of. Eh, on second thought, that's a pretty shitty story.




    I still have a sexual bucket list. I have never had sex with a black woman, nor have I ever been in a threesome. I'm also curious about what it would be like to fuck a midget, or one of these super ripped chicks.

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    Somehow I have the feeling I'm really tame compared to some of you degenerates here.
     
  6. Maschine Zeit

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    none i can think of.
     
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    It counts. :cheer:
     
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    My wife likes this but thats about as crazy as we get im pretty happy with just the usual shit some of that other crap seems like to much work
     
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    I'm really into fecal play. :smile:
     
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    That's hard-core.
     
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    It's natural people chocolate. :smile:
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    That's a pretty valid point. :dontknow:
     
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    Shoved a brush up a hooker
     
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    I once got a blowjob in the entranceway of a store on a major street in Toronto (you can google map Bloor and Bathurst). It was about 3:30 in the morning so everything was closed, but people were walking by. One dude hung out and watched.
     
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    3 Golden Girls and a cup?

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    I try to choke my wife as often as I can.
     
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    you and your underaged avs. fucking perv. :rofl:
     
  19. Micheal Kenyon

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    I was in a threesome once. They were roommates, Rhea and Jill. It was weird. They were so into each other, I felt like the third wheel. TBH, I think it would have been better if I just watched.

    I'll go hand in my man card now.
     
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