Kiss Me Deadly - Under The Mistletoe

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  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    It's that time of the year. If you had the opportunity to kiss or be kissed under the mistletoe who would you pick?
    Co-worker, spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, celebrity, E-lover, Dawg Shed member, pet, neighbor, etc.
    Tongue is optional, creative reach arounds encouraged. (please floss, brush and gargle before answering)

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    Random waitress at lunch today. I could tell her butthole tastes sweet
     
  3. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Well I hope you tipped her well and someday find yourselves positioned correctly under the mistletoe to asscertain your perception.
    Merry Christmas.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I always tip well. And I hope I get the opportunity to entertain her ass. Merry xmas
     
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    At the risk of outing myself as a total freak, it's still my wife.

    She still does it for me.

    I lucked out.
     
  6. tecate

    tecate PACOIMA!!! Banned User

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    Id pick the slutiest coworker and then get her drunk and hope for the best.
     
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  7. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    That's good to hear. I'm sure your wife is a lovely woman.
    (Come back later when she isn't looking over your shoulder)
     
  8. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I have a hunch I know where you are going with this.

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  9. propagandhi

    propagandhi Well-Known Member

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    Probably kaley cuoco from that terrible big bang theory show

    Or one of the broads from two broke girls. Also a harrible show
     
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  10. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Yes, very kissable, um, lips and things of this nature.

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  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Wife. In a bustier. (her not me)
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig DawgShed News VIP Gold

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  13. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    You have a lovely wife.
    She dresses quite well
    You need to keep her away from the mistletoe (I'm concerned she might try to eat it).
     
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    Ditto. 15 years and better than ever.
     
  15. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Geez! Deadly!????
    Anyway my Mistletoe kisses are saved for someone special:)
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    And I didn't get my gift that "Santa chicken" promised in another thread, I'm waiting....
     
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  16. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Is Batman aware of your 'someone special' ?

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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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  18. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Your propensity to vomit during winged flight has made Santa rethink your gift. Something terrestrial is in order.
    Experience you want. Experience you got. I'm sending you to a High School Kegger Party complete with a band in the living room, god knows what going on in the bathrooms and hooking up with the hotties. Relive it the way you knew it, the way you wanted it, the way you need it.
    Merry Christmas

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  19. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    That song is in my top 10 going on 40 years later. Great video as well.
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Recently reconnected with "the one that got away"

    Good times.