kissing Matt Lauer on TV good, kissing Heidi Klum on TV not good.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PelicanWig, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Wtf? This guy finds new ways to make a fool of himself everyday. Todays performance had me in shock. Howard Stern is either a flaming gay or the biggest hypocrite shyster in the history of entertainment!
     
  2. tHISisKiSSeL

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    both!
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Everyone knows girls have cooties.
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    In Howard defense, Beth would use the kiss as an excuse to get "upset" at Howard. Thus allowing her to cut out sex for a few weeks and giving her more excuses to go out on the town and leave Howard home by himself
     
  5. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I can't wait for the caller.... Whenever the fuck he is live again.... to say: Howard at first I didn't understand why you didn't kiss Heidi but after listening to your show I completely get it. You're the King. AGT rules.....
     
  6. DaBUU

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    Ok so posing like a whore with some guy in a picture: OK

    Howard kissing Heidi as part of a TV bit (he's an entertainer): Not OK (horse will get mad)
     
  7. PappYawn

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    Video, link, context?
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    Yes.

    :jj:

    He fought that kiss like not kissing her owed him money.

    You tried selling that earlier, j, and it still doesn't wash. "cut out sex for a few weeks"?!? How often do you think they're doing it?!?

    I'd be shocked if he was getting it quarterly.

    And when was the last time she needed an excuse to leave Howard home by himself?

    2011?

    :jj:

    To paraphrase Jackie "witness protection, flying gag writer, let's see if I can shoot off the other foot" Martling, via Paul Newman: why go out for unevolved filet mignon when there's a wife a few zip codes away that's perfectly willing to ignore you, and some babysitter porn waiting to be jerked off to on your iPad?!?

    p.s. where's monsoon?
     
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    Maybe his teeth would fall out
     
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    fucking fag. He has forgotten what it's like to kiss an attractive woman.
     
  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I had the tv on, muted and noticed what was going on and just as I hit the volume, Heidi was going in for the kiss.

    So she holds him by the jaw, so as not to unhinge any plastic and he resisted like someone was trying to shove his head into a deep fryer.

    :jj:
     
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    Ha ha it did look she was aiming for a deep fryer... Nice!
     
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    If my husband worked with Heidi Klum and she wanted to give him a kiss on the cheek ON CAMERA, I'd have no problem with this. Hell, if Heidi Klum were anywhere and gave my husband a kiss on the cheek I'd enjoy that. Something to laugh about. Can Beth really be that horrible? I like the wig theory better.
     
  15. PappYawn

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    I didn't think of the wig theory but that is a great one, better than mine.

    That being said Beth wouldn't actually care, it would be an excuse. If you were a 40 yr old attractive party girl, you would use any excuse possible to not fuck and get away from your 60 year old, anorexic looking, scarecrow bore of a husband
     
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    He was also probably worried that if she kissed him, half his caked-on make-up would fall off. :giggle:
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...youre welcome miss pappy.
     
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    that!
     
  20. Wigward Hairhat

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    Is Beth really giving it to him anyway? Besides, the old fart looks so knackered most of the time that I doubt he could even muster the energy (or the boner) to do it anyway if it was offered to him.