Kitchen Experiments with gwartney (Dedicated to DBD)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Aug 26, 2014.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    This video shows a radical new idea for peeling a boiled egg. OK, it isn't new, judging from the video. If you don't want to waste too much time, skip the first 30 seconds.

    OK, to save you fucks who are too lazy to watch the video, It tells you to break the egg at each end and peel a little bit of the peel off. Then you are supposed to blow on one end and the egg will pop out whole on the other end. The vid shows it works.

     
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  2. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Now I shall try it myself. Here is my subject egg, boiled almost two days ago. I marked it so it would look more official.

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Here's the hole at one end. Sorry my pictures aren't better, I did it in a hurry.

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Here's the hole at the other end.

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Now I blow. There was nobody around to take a picture of me blowing, plus a picture of me blowing something would expose me to all kinds of ball busting.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It was a bust. I blew so hard that I eventually squeezed the egg and cracked it. This picture is really blurry but if you look close you can see the cracks.

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    It peeled rather well the old fashion way so it wasn't a total failure.

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh for fucks sake. :coffee:
     
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    I love your plate and I hate your egg. :finger:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Allergies? Lotta food has egg in it.
     
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    I tried that and almost blew my brain out my ears
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Yeah, the lady on the vid even admits it didn't work the first time she tried it.
     
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    oh, and btw...

     
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    when is anyone ever going to do it my way?
    it's gwartneyproof :yes:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    :jj: That could be a skit from the original SNL
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I don't see your way posted in living color.
     
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    i refuse to expose my shitty countertops :fil:
     
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    Well, what's your way then?