Kitten trying to climb away from Beth's feet

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Scary and hideous feet. I can't blame the kitten from trying to get as far away as possible.

     
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    More kittens trying to escape

     
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    white clamdiggers after Labor Day? How gauche.
     
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    I just wonder why those kittens could not have been left at NSAL. I'm no animoe expert or New York Times best selling author, but wouldn't it be less traumatic for them to only be transplanted once? Why in the fuck wouldn't someone with a little bit of background on the subject who is associated with that facility point this out to the retard?
     
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    So she spent the entire day horizontally with cats all over her? She is useless.













    Oh, and a malignant cunt too.
     
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    Millions at her disposal, but the bitch sits in a cage all day...:wtf:
     
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    Dude, back away from the instagram!:chair:
     
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    This dippy woman's muscles are going to atrophy if she doesn't get up and do something. How the hell can a person do nothing all day?
     
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    beth made it onto - the soup. she gave a toast or speech at some awards ceremony. she was holding a wine glass and a dog was lapping up whatever was in it.
     
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    She's gotta be sitting around reading the Shed all day. There's no other explanation for the constant exposing of those hooves with the "woe is me" hashtags.
     
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    it's remarkably easy. :)
     
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    Let me give you my ex-wife's phone number, she can tell you all about it
     
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    This is all so strange Howard having all these cats around his house. I wasn't aware he liked pussy. :dontknow:
     
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    No one at NSAL says anything for 2 reasons. 1. they are afraid they will get fired for disrespecting the Resident Pet Expert 2. They figure if they just hand over a few kittens she will go away quicker and not come back for a while.

    The staff there has to hate her. I wonder if they have to sign NDA's about everything Stern related?
     
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    This makes me think of a shakedown scene in a mob movie where the goons walk into a mom and pop store and take their "fee" and then help themselves to whatever they need from the cooler. Beth strolls into NSAL with her posse and her goons grab a couple of employees and drag them by their hair for a photo op with the amazing one. Then, she whispers into the ear and instructs another to "get me 4 fucking kittens. And they had better be cute!"
     
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    Kitten trying to climb away from Beth's feet

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