Kittens still preventing Beth from peeing

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Poor Beth, Sitting in a $45 million dollar estate trapped by kittens.






    bethostern
    3 hours ago
    I have remind myself to pee prior to sitting on the couch. #cantmovesleepingkittens #poormeFollow
     
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    Missypooh RN Well-Known Member

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    Wow.

    That's about all that I can say about that. :facepalm:
     
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    It's Thursday what the fuck are you doing sitting on a couch?
     
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    I have to remind myself not to click on these threads! :nutpunch:
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    How noble, a mom sacrificing for her "kids" by sitting on a couch in a mansion at 8:30AM. Maybe Consuela will take pity on her and bring her a mimosa.
     
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    it's a complicated life
     
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    Most useless cunt on the planet
     
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    "I have remind myself to pee "

    Beth is was an English major Robin....

    She is PA's Stephen Hawkins
     
  9. MutteringJohn

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    Here is a thought you dumb cunt. How about instead of sitting on the couch you get your driver to take you over to NSAL and help out the workers and volunteers with whatever they could use help with....
     
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    Maybe cats like curling up next to dried out, unused wombs?
     
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    If you are a thinking, Self Aware, And Feeling Human Being with Family and Friends you know that...........
    These are just fucking cats..........
     
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    It's the UTI that prevents her from peeing.....silly twat.....
     
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    ....or a piss bucket.
     
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    Thank God she doesn't shit! :shit:
     
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    The "rarely vertical" Beth again.
     
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    If only we can get those cats to prevent Beth from BREATHING.
    If only....
     
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    Beth hasn't stood up for more than a few minutes in weeks according to all these pics. Someone's depressed :( Can't imagine why.....
    Lays around all day every day.
     
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    I just asked her how I can get one of these cats on instagram, I'll see if she responds.
     
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    Then I'll drop the hammer, any suggestions?
     
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