Kitty Poetry Book

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  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Just finished listening to Jay's 101 show on delay right now and one of the guests was a NY Times best-selling author pushing his book:

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    Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

    http://www.amazon.com/Knead-My-Mommy-Other-Kittens/dp/1452132917/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1410560677&sr=1-1&keywords=i knead my mommy

    This book is evidently selling, unlike say, other author's books both past and future...
     
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    Wigless Well-Known Member

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    "I could pee on this". Howard must have read that one...
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    And now Howard's wife is going to shill a children's book about their cat Yoda...how can he actually help her sell this shit on his show with a straight face????
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    "Yoda could shit on your chest"
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I know this was in another thread....but really...Saint Beff cured Yoda of his heart condition b/c of her love?? :barf:
     
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    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Or blow you on the toilet

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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    That was Beff pre-marriage...these days..not so much.
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    My sister gave me the "I Could Pee on This" book as a gag gift - I'm looking at it right now on my desk.
    It's very cute and silly. There is no "big message" - just cuteness and funny little poems.
    I hope Beef's book tanks big time. If I see it in a bookstore, I will puke on it. :)
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    The sequel:
    "Yoda could barf on your chest"
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Actually, the story is how sickly Yoda was cured by ki'ens.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ick....and Hey AGT...at this point I hate her kittens...I hate her dumb MF children's book and I hate how Howard is promoting it. Both are vomits.
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Ki'ens, Ki'ens, Ki'ens, Beth is using her fame, as a modeo, to save the most adopaboe cats.