Knuckles Deep Prostate Exam

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  1. Rod-Stroker

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    Had my first prostate exam,son of a bitch went in third knuckle deep swirling his finger around the farm
    He had shit on his gloved finger and my rusty bullet hole was left a oozing mess of lube.
    Clean bill of health.

    What'd you do today ?
     
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    Did you leave $100.00 on the night stand?
     
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    doesnt a doctor usually do this?
     
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    the worst part is when you feel him insert a finger then you feel a hand on each shoulder.
     
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    After he brought me a box of tissue to wipe up with we fist bumped
     
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    Board certified general practitioner
     
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    This never happened.
     
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    Oh gee @larryluncg is now blocked don't ever doubt my stories...NEXT. !
     
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    I hope he used both thumbs on you Rod
     
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    How long did you wait before you went back for seconds? :giggle:
     
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    They gayborhood of Dallas is only about a mile from here... I've thought about opening a highly invasive clinic, like where they use pool noodles as a gauge, for standard male preemptive check up procedures.

    Shit would make millions
     
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    :chair:
     
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    You should go on Shark Tank.
     
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    Hope he used a condom bro
     
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    Yes, it's not suggestive care... It's aggressive care
     
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    After you went back for thirds, did they have to get security to remove you from the exam room?

    :c