Krampus eats bad children at this time of year

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Krampus is a mythical creature recognized in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies St. Nicholas (Santa Claus) during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened child away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner.

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    I had a wet nurse who would lick my hair. I think my folks paid her extra.
     
  3. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Mary Poppins did that too, right?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    That's awesome. Kids are too coddled these days. They need to hear more stories of inhuman monsters coming down from the hills and devouring them.
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    so very true
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    this showed up on my Krampus search

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    :chair:
     
  9. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    I agree, my parents took me to see Poltergeist when I was around 5 and it scared the hell out of me for years!
     
  10. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    shit my parents took me to see 1984 true story
     
  11. Kinski

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    My dad was a cop, and he used to regale us with stories of deadly home invasions and back-alley homicides.
     
  12. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Good times.
     
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    Krampus has an impressive tongue............:lick:
     
  14. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    Its hot, right?
     
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    I bet he could lick my tonsils starting from my nether regions. :c