Krusty's review of the Expendables 2 .

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  1. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    It had big ass explosions , tons of motherfuckers getting shot up and some pretty funny one-liners . The ultimate guy movie . Chuck Norris was better in it than I expected. Arnold was a little worse than expected but still good to see him in an action flick . Van Damme wasn't bad in it either . His fight scenes left a little to be desired though .
    All in all , it kicked ass . Go see it you fucking retarded faggits .


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    I thought it kicked ass. Personally I think they should have dailed back the humor a little bit.
     
  3. Krusty

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    I liked that Dolph was more comic relief in this one .There were just a couple too many one liners for me . But it was funny seeing everyone's famous characters (Rambo , Terminator etc...) getting referenced .
     
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    The best was when chuck Norris showed up. They did a chuck Norris-ism. :c
     
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    Its on my list. Looks awesome
     
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    I will wait for the blu-ray...the first one was fun.
     
  7. Krusty

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    Bump for a new movie review . Not some 12 year old hunk of shit .
     
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    Better than Commando?
     
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    Hard to compare . Command is a classic . This is an epic action movie though .
     
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    Did JCVD do any roundhouse/ax/helicopter kicks?

    Is Statham in it?
     
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    yes and yes
     
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    Statham is one of the major characters in it.
    JCVD does like 3 kicks the whole movie . His fight scenes were probably the only remotely negative thing about this movie.
     
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    :tadah:

    :nocheer:

    I guess I was hoping for an assload of kicks like in Bloodsport/Hard Target but I guess he probably can barely lift his legs.
     
  14. stripes

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    i can't imagine any scenario that would lead me to watch that stoopud tacky 1980's bullshit abortion of a movie.
    stallone didn't know he should have died after the original rocky, it would have been his best career move, james dean figured it out.

    why didn't they just call that tired bullshit "cliche 2"
    one liners & explosions from tired old plastic fuks who suked in their prime...zipideedoda!!!!
    no thanks
     
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    I take it that you don't like action movies . Then move along you angry faggot .
     
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    two of those kicks are during the final showdown with sly.
     
  17. stripes

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    ya, watchin a bunch of tired botoxed 80's has beens recycle tired old one line cliches from their old buddy movies like tango & cash really doesn't excite me, but ima dick because i can't relate to these cartoonish movies as an adult with shit story lines, big explosions & silly bad guys.
    fuckin suckers.
     
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    these are as dumb as the transformer movies, watch a bunch of metal i don't give two shits about fight for 2 hours...otay buckwheat....
     
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    Wow dude, you sure know how to kill a threat. You must be fun at parties.
     
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    :jj:



    Stripes-

    Gun to head: watch Expendables 2 or hang out more with your mother in law?