Lactose Intolerant Woman Finds Out She's 8 Months pregnant After Thinking It Was Just Gas….

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  1. teehee

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    'I just thought it was gas!' :eek:Woman only discovers she is EIGHT MONTHS pregnant after her boyfriend feels the baby kicking
    • Abby Wake from North Hollywood, California, had no idea she was expecting, despite gaining weight
    • Her boyfriend, Jarryd Gorman, realized they were expecting a baby when he felt it kick at a concert
    • Abby is lactose intolerant and thought the movement she had been feeling in her stomach was just gas

    A California woman was shocked to discover that she is expecting her first child in just a few weeks, after her boyfriend unexpectedly felt their baby kick for the first time.

    Abby Wake, from North Hollywood, California, had no idea that she was pregnant, despite admitting to experiencing some discomfort in her stomach, a feeling she put down to food intolerance. However, Abby’s boyfriend, Australian Jarryd Gorman, recently realized she might be well on her way to becoming a mom when he put his hand on her stomach during a concert and felt a kick.


    'I felt the baby kick and I looked at her and said, "I think you're definitely pregnant,"' Jarryd told CBS Los Angeles. '[I said] we need to go see someone straight away.'

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    What baby? Abby Wake, pictured, noticed her stomach was bigger but thought she had just gained weight and was bloated; her boyfriend discovered she was pregnant when he felt the baby kick

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    Instant mom: Abby and her boyfriend Jarryd Gorman, right, immediately saw a doctor when they suspected that she might be expecting - and were told that she was 32 weeks along

    Abby claimed that she hadn't felt any symptoms of pregnancy - no morning sickness or back aches - and added that she had always experienced irregular periods.

    Her stomach had grown, but the actress assumed that she has just gained weight and was experiencing bloating.

    She dismissed the baby's movements as bloating as well - Abby is lactose intolerant and thought what she was feeling was just gas.

    'There weren't, like, kicks and huge movements,' she explained. 'It was just like gurgles.'
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    Before the discovery: This picture was taken the day that the couple found out they were expecting

    But when she and Jarryd visited Dr. Payman Joseph, a Van Nuys, California-based OB-GYN, it became immediately clear that she wasn't just overdoing it with her milk intake - she actually had a child on the way.

    '[The doctor] was just, like, "32 weeks",' Abby recalled. 'We were like, "I'm sorry?"' At that stage, the average baby weighs about 3.75lbs and is the size of a coconut.

    Dr. Joseph insisted that though Abby's predicament seems hard to believe, it happens to women more often than people think.

    However, he added, this slim mom-to-be is somewhat different from most patients who don't know that they are pregnant: 'She's very thin compared to a lot of the other women I've seen this in.'

    GoFundMe page for the expecting mom's 'virtual baby shower'.o_O
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    I would ALMOST donate to Biancas furry friends before I would give to these idiots for a "virtual" baby shower…Thats some kinda gassy bloated idiot...
     
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    These people are officially too stupid to be allowed to breed.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    how does this keep happening?
     
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    I was just gas too!
     
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    Ya know how long it takes a black lady to take a shit?
    - 9 months
    :giggle:
     
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    this. she's scamming her boyfriend. she had to know she was pregnant but didn't want to tell him because he would have wanted her to have an abortion.
     
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    And after Sandra Fluke fought for their right to free birth control.:bounce:
     
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    Having gas stops her from bleeding once a month?
     
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    Never underestimate the stupidity of the stupid.
     
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    This is my nightmare. Plus, Someone told me once you can still get periods when you're pregnant. I was like :nooo:
     
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    Anyone with an IQ north of Beefus's would understand that a growing lump in your stomach is either gonna be a fetus or the mother of all malignant tumors. Either way, you go see a doc. Mandatory sterilization would have preempted this fiasco. :dontknow:
     
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    I immediately guessed the race, but I didn't know we had a white guy/black girl couple.

    Two incredibly stupid people procreating. Wonderful.

    Hopefully they tattoo the baby before it reaches age two months.
     
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    If she's lactose intolerant and an adult......why the fuck is she drinking any milk at all?

    G'damn people are stupid.
     
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    Exactly.. I don't buy her story. This usually happens with very overweight women..
    Scam city…I hope no one gives one dime to their go fund me baby shower. They should be embarrassed..But of course they are not..
     
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    I understand the difficulty in determining whether she had gas or a pregnancy.

    Likewise, I suspect the difference between her offspring and a bowel movement will be negligible.
     
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    Scientists are still trying to figure out where babies come from!:c
     
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    Her poor kid is always going to be compared to shit for the rest of their life.
     
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    annnnd the obligatory shameless begging for money and gifts from people she'll never see at the end.
     
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    And amazingly, they are begging for money.

    Hmmmm...are we being played?
     
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