Ladies and Gentleman (me), let's get to know Dark Friday:

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Dark Friday, you are the man( i think) and everyone wants to know more about you based on the one pm I got.

    Please answer honestly:

    1. Have you ever performed coitus? (W/ an animated object/person)(robot ok)
    2. What broad poster do you most want to bang? (Besides RM, she's mine)
    3. Are you older or younger than Obama's "official" age?
    4. Do you listen to Howard on the 48 days a year he broadcasts?
    5. Do you go to movies by yourself?
    6. Has Dawg ever yelled at you for slacking in your mod capacity?
    7. If the answer to question #1 is yes, how long ago?
    8. What do you think of jdwhatever?
    9. Do you consider yourself or gasface racist?
    10. Who are the bigger douches; RRR's, SB's, or SFN'ers



    Thanks for your time
     
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  2. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    How big are ya balls?
     
  3. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Who? Me?
     
  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    No, DF
     
  5. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Save that for follow up.
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm going to bet that DF is much too cool to be answering these questions- hell, he may be getting laid as I type!
     
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  7. Splash

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    This is the funniest post I've ever read
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    But then again.....
     
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  10. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    DF how often do you shave your face?
     
  11. Splash

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    Question 11

    DF, comment?
     
  12. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    @DarkFriday do you think it is fun and funny to put people on blast in your signature?
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    I ain't sayin nothin without representation :fil:
     
  14. Splash

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    Dude, relax. We got 11 questions ahead of this.
     
  15. Splash

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    OP questions?
     
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    Roll over so you don't get bed sores.
     
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