Ladies and Gentlemen, this is cool as fuck.

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  1. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    The images are spectacular and they're edited to fit the lyrics to a tee. Some may find them unsafe for work, so watch at your own risk.

    For the Gentlemen:



    For the Ladies:



    Aaah
    I want to share your mouthful
    I want to do all the things your lungs do so well
    I’m gonna bed into you like a cat beds into a beanbag
    Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet

    Hey!
    Hey!
    Hey!
    Hey!
    Hey!
    Hey!

    You’re the first and last of your kind
    (Pull me like an animal out of a hole!)
    I wanna be every lever you pull
    And all showers that shower you
    Gonna paw paw at you
    Like a cat paws at my woolen jumper
    Be your Minpin
    And borrower of handsome trivia

    Hey!

    Ooh, devour me
    Aaah
    Lou Lou, let the cover girls sing
    Hey!

    Do, do do do, do do do do
    Do do do, do do do, do do do do, do do
    Do, do do do, do do, do do, do do
    Do do do, do do

    All hand claps
    You will clap
    (Let me be the wallpaper that papers up your room)
    I want to be every button you press
    And all mouths that surround you
    Yes, I’m gonna roll around you
    Like a cat rolls around saw-dusted patios
    I’m gonna kiss you like the sun browns you

    Hey!

    Oh oh oh oh oh devour me
    Oh oh oh oh oh oh devour me
    Oh oh oh oh oh (Oh oh oh oh oh)
    Oh oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh oh (Oh oh oh oh oh)
    If you really think that you can stomach me

    Hey hey!

    Hey!
    Hey!
    Hey!

    I want every other freckle
    I want every other freckle
    I want every other freckle
    I want every other freckle
    I want every other freckle
    I want every other freckle
    I want every other freckle
    I want every other freckle
    Freckle
     
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  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    How old are you?
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Decrepit, like you.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    51. Why? o_O
     
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    I read somewhere on the intrawebs he doesn't eat pussy :wtf:
     
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    The song sucks, but she has a nice ass
     
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    you know what they say about what you read on the internet :c
     
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    It has to be true :grad:
     
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    Dave's a smart man.
     
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    how dare you :fil:
     
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    How tall are you?:munch2:
     
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    is it true he got pwned in the politics forum and ran away?
     
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    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    I miss Dave :crying::depressed::tears::tears2:
     
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    Alt J is becoming like Radiohead, where lots of smarty pants MFers are turning their music into cool vids IMO
     
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    somebody waked and baked today. good thing no one needs a water heater replaced.

    :up:
     
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