WTF Ladies and gents, Hot co-worker advice needed

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Wakeup. Work. Workout. Partake. VIP

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    Saw the hottest girl from work at grocery month ago. NEVER seen her outside work in 5 yrs. She saw me from distance and she walked by...but I froze up and didn't say anything. I'm an idiot! I was sick from allergies, so didn't have all my faculties. I'm kicking myself now because chances are I won't run into her here at work. She sits in closed off area, so can't just walk to her desk...

    I'm about to email her saying "hey I should've said hello to you A MONTH AGO at the store," etc etc.Totally lame approach but I'm out of patience and options. This sucks.

    I literally have no other options. She's smoking fucking hot and its driving me nuts.:pissed:
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Post pics of her please.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

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    I'm scared for her.

    :stalker:
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    That just sounds stalker. That moment has come and gone. Just do what every other guy would do: get shit-faced and drunk dial/text/FB her.
     
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    In 1978 my 14 year old brain could not understand this scene.
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Go jerk off, and if you're still horny then e-mail or visit her.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member Banned User

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    if she had any interest she would have spoke to you,shes not into you
     
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    Way way way too late
     
  11. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    THIS!
     
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  12. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Is there any indication this girl is into u?
     
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    All the above......& from experience don't act on it......sleeping with co-workers never ends well.
     
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    If most guys waited for this, they'd never get laid. :jj:
     
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    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    Be careful about approaching her at work. I hear Burger King has a 0 tolerance policy on sexual harassment. You don't want to lose your job over a girl...
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Yah. But *if* there is zero indication that she has any interest, him saying something like "I'm out of patience" is odd. If the 2 of them have been doing a very obvious "dance" for a while, but both are too shy to make first move, ok.

    If it's the former, I think the gentleman's advice about self manipulation above is really the only answer.
     
  19. Bobby Axelrod

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    Plenty of other fish in the sea. Move on. If was meant to be you two will cross paths again.
     
  20. gitchasum

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    How do you post picture?