ladies! Artificial Hymens: Kits 'Restore Your Virginity In Five Minutes' (NSFW)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by R.P. McMurphy, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    Is Beth a virgin now?
     
  3. MissKitty

    MissKitty Meow

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    Gross.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...she was a virgin when howard married her.
     
  5. MissKitty

    MissKitty Meow

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    My can be found in the back seat of a Rambler. Classy huh?
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i had a rambler, a station wagon and i know what you mean.
     
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i lost mine in a van down by the river. true story.
     
  8. Roland Schwinn

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    will this work with my fleshlight?
     
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    What:facepalm: the:facepalm: fuck:facepalm:.
     
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    me too...sis?
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ..."its like this honey the only way im going to know if youre a virgin or not is to see if youre a big enough slut to fuck me and you bleed" sounds like the beginnings of a great relationship eh?
     
  12. tHISisKiSSeL

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    it could save the lives of muslim women. it just needs to be infused with a chemical that causes sterility and it'd be a win all around.
     
  13. slats7

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    Can't women break their own hymens with a dildo or something ? Why do they wait for a man to do it during painful, first-time sex?
     
  14. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Had a couple of women give me theirs.....Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated.........
     
  15. Kamie

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    Do they make one for the butty?
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Agree
     
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    Who wants that? I like mine worn in a bit.
     
  18. WholeAssholeOut

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    hooooooooooooly shit is that sexist

    i lost mine in my parent's shed next to the lawnmower. haven't looked back. my 'deep dark secret'
     
  19. Gomez

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    I'd like to restore my mangina behymen, it there a kit for that? :dontknow:
     
  20. WholeAssholeOut

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    might be fun to prank my boyfriend with this, actually