Ladies, careful with those bras

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  1. Shithead

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    Mich. woman fatally shoots self while adjusting bra holster
    Christina Bond accidentally shot herself in the eye on New Year’s Day. Couldn’t get gun to fit right, authorities said.
    BY Deborah Hastings
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, February 18, 2015, 4:45 PM
    [​IMG] Facebook Christina Bond was tugging at her bra holster when her weapon went off, officials said Wednesday.
    A Michigan woman was trying to adjust her bra holster when she shot herself in the face, authorities said.

    Christina Bond, 55, was repositioning the handgun inside her brassiere when she looked down and fired a round into her eye, the Kalamazoo Gazette reported Wednesday.

    "She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn't get it to fit the way she wanted it to," said St Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp.

    "She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon," he said.

    [​IMG] Justin Sullivan/Getty Images A Michigan trying to get comfortable while wearing a bra holster fired a round that ultimately killed her, authorities said.
    The New Year's Day shooting occurred at the woman's Lake Michigan home. She was taken to a local hospital, then airlifted to Bronson Methodist Hospital, where she died a day later, the paper reported.

    A full autopsy report has not yet been received, Clapp said. The woman had served in the Navy and had been recently elected as a Republican precinct delegate.
     
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    When she says no she means no.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Not bad for 55
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    :haha:

    I'm just glad she didn't shoot herself in the boobie ... those things look pretty darn good for 55 :D
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    SHe had one in the shitpipe :facepalm:

    you cant fix dumb
     
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    drunkmonkey Shit Mult Banned User

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    what a dumb cunt
     
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    That's better than Harry Reid's New Year's Day rubber band accident that screwed up his right eye.:bounce: At least his wasn't fatal.
     
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    One county away from me, but just as easily could have happened next door.
     
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    Seems like a strange place to carry.
     
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    That looks like Animalgod's face in the reflection! :eek:


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    Yeah, how quickly can you fish that out if needed?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Do you carry a weapon in your bra?
     
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    Waistband of my granny panties. Please.
     
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    Bond. Christina Bond.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :owned:
     
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    One less DOPE on the planet.