Entertainment Ladies & Creeps, I present to you, Ana de Armas

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by No. 2 Pencil, Oct 13, 2016.

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How many hours would you bang?

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  4. Until my dick fell off

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  5. 0 - My name is DaveinDiego and I'm a faeg

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  1. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult" VIP

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    Just saw her in War Dogs.
     
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    Fuck man. Where's the 3 minute option?
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult" VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I wish her name was Ana de Armless, that way she couldn't resist my advances.
     
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    I predict "until my dock falls off" will win :grad:
     
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  6. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    grab her by the pussy.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Oh, look whose head I climbed up into and made myself at home.

    Go get me a fucking soda, bitch. I'm gonna get comfortable up here.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Satori Brah had to crawl back with a new screen name. :giggle:
     
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    I can't decide if I should muse about blow jobs or not...
     
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    Well hello there miss lady :evil:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Trick question, nobody would last 5 minutes.
     
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    You drink soda? Gross!
     
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    Lies. He exclusively drinks jizz.
     
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    What the actual fuck is that??
    That's not real right?
     
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    Those fat nips are a nice surprise. Would chew.
     
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    why doesn't she have tits?
     
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    I bet she doesn't even stink..... yet
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Not true. He also eats it after it has dried up on his carpet.
     
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