Ladies-Easy Grand

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Hey ladies. As you may know, I am the Pelicanman. Anyway, I am drunk and horny so I will throw this out there: I have lots of money. I am fortunate. Who wants to come to Virginia and pleasure me with your vaginia, mouth and ass? I will pay your way here and another 1-2k for sex acts. Let me know if interested. Send sexy non-nude and/or nude pics for me to decide. Thanks!
     
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    flonsta Well-Known Member

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    Be interesting to see if this approach works better than Gary Puppet's...
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    How much do you have? You might hook Beth if she lurks here. :)
     
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  4. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    I am a 500 hundred thousandaire.
     
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  5. Cinnaminion

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    :wtf:

    Why not save on airfare and just call a local escort service.....whores are on call everywhere.
    Plus time is a factor. You're drunk NOW.
    By the time she'd get there on a plane, you're gonna sober up and regret it.

    Good luck anyway. :dontknow:


    I see Gary Puppet having a better shot. :c
     
  6. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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  7. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    I want a party with likke minds. C'mon Cinnaminion. You'll love it.
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light Gold

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    Not just no, ...but FUCK no. :)

    I'm just giving logical advice, in a completely illogical thread. :confused:
     
  9. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Also' FYI it doesnt matter if I sober up first. Time is not an issue.
     
  10. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    FYI, this thread is a joke unless someone takes me up on it.
     
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    :bounce:
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light Gold

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    I'm in over my head here, clearly.....

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  13. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    You might have better luck in the bar. You will also be 98% more likely to get crabs or a case of the super clap as well.
     
  14. Pelicanman

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    Hey, CinMinion: Want to sext with me?. Let's get craaaazy, girl!
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    I like the "woth" to "likke" edit. :jj:

    Friday's and alcohol.....perfect together. Imma have some too

    :burp:
     
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    Bitch, begone!
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    No.
     
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