Ladies: Have you ever given a guy road head?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so, how long did he last and what did you do with the evidence?
     
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  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    GP, are you really Howard? :bigthink
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I wish. Then i could break out my water colors and paint my muse, Beth.
     
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    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    also, what does dick taste like? jk, I already know.
     
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    tooth Well-Known Member

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    Mad perv thread
     
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  6. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I only got a BJ once while driving from my first serious GF. I liked it a lot! :D
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Back in 1992 I had a chick blow me while I was in the passenger seat and she was driving. I had my left hand on the steering wheel and she had her foot on the gas pedal. Doing about 70mph on Route 295 in Rhode Island.
     
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    Chick was blowing me after a date but got stuck between my gut and the steering wheel
     
  9. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    What'd you do with the body?
     
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    I once had a GF that didn't have the word "no" in her vocabulary when it came to various sex acts with me. I was talking to her on the phone one night about 9PM and said, I wish we could go to the beach and make love. She said, "I'll be over in 15 minutes. She showed up wearing shoes and a dress that buttoned up the front and nothing (and I mean nothing) else. As I was driving her car to the beach, she had unbuttoned the dress most of the way down and giving me "road head" while I was fondling her. I had to stop her several times as I wanted to FHRITP. It was quite the experience.

    She was quite the girl!
     
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    That's beautiful
     
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    meanredhed VIP Extreme Gold

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    Of course I do! I've also fucked my husband while he was driving. We have a lot of back roads....
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think most heterosexual women have. Although in these days when we're all sounding alarm bells about texting while driving, it seems wrong to encourage or make light of this very irresponsible behavior.
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    Parked is okay though! :grad:
     
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  14. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I once jacked off while driving through the Michigan U.P. I don't remember what I did with the jizz. Probably just sopped it up with my sweatpants.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    Misty water-colored mem-o-ries... of the way... we were...
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    No head like getting road head - and they best part was the truck drivers giving me the thumbs up when they saw what I was gettin'. Fuckin' I-95 through Philly after concerts, baseball or hockey games...she just could;t help herself.

    Of course, that was from the girlfriend before the wife...all together now - "Dumb ass!"

    Sorry - GP - I'm not a lady but I thought I'd tell this tale to stoke the fire a bit for you.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    That was you? :D
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I'm getting a chubby :D
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    :cwl:
     
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    I've told this story here before, but I got a blowie from my girl, going across the Golden Gate Bridge, with Stairway to Heaven on the radio.

    Oh...and G.P....she swallowed it like a champ!