Ladies, have you ever wondered how many gallons of semen you've swallowed in your life?

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Roughly 750 blow jobs equals a gallon of cum. Do the math from there.
     
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  2. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    No
     
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  3. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yeah, me either.
     
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  4. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    the thought never came to my mind.
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Garypuppet? :wtf:
     
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  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Think of all the dead babies!!
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Now that you mention it... :bigthink
     
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    great thread idea :jj:
     
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    This will be put on the agenda of my next round table discussion. Then we will talk about yoga and new shoes
     
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  10. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Are you thinking about it now?
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    not really.
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    is swallowing considered cannibalism?
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    :lunch:
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    How much does a gallon weigh? :bigthink:
     
  15. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    A gallon of water is about 8.8 lbs I think.
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    All praise Jizzus Christ!!!

    (don't click this) (SRS)

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  17. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    Still no
     
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  18. Babs

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    That explains weight gain as we get older :jj:
     
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    If you really think about it, it's sort of cannibalism.
     
  20. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I pegged you at 3 gallons...............oh shit....gotta goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee