Ladies: If you look back at your ass in a mirror, is it a scary mess?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Most of you are probably lucky if you've got this going on:

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    :no:
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    No hesitation from me.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Put some pimples on that and you've got Schmoopy's ass
     
  4. JOHN DENVER

    JOHN DENVER floating around

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  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    yeah, but I don't want Schmoopy's ass.
     
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  6. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    You can probably get that shit to disappear by bending it over something....
     
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  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    Put that thing in doggy style and I guarantee its just fine.
     
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  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :yes: That's the beauty. That pose stretches all the flaws out of an ass.
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Don't forget the stretch marks along the spine and hips from his various birth defects and deformities.
     
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  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    He is such a vile beast
     
  11. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    ... and drug induced rapid weight loss
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    @Chriza

    He may beg to differ?
     
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