Ladies: If you were to awaken with this on top of you?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HooHoo, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Ladies: Just how much $ would it take, to be okay with this

    Just curious if there's an amount of money to wake up to this one morning a month.

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    Dollar three eighty
     
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    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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  4. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I'd cut my brain out of my head.
     
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    Half a billion seems about right. I'll try to keep my eyes closed and put some vicks under my nose to block out the old man smell.
     
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    It's not that bad for her. They have their own rooms.
     
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    Complimentary handbag perfectly positioned for he camera.... Check.

    Married to a billionaire and still doing products placements for freebies..... Marbles. Who I the huge whore in the middle?
     
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    :lol:

    Come on now! He is the most fuckable man alive!
     
  9. HooHoo

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    Does the half billion include keeping your eyes open and feigning interest, or keeping them locked closed as he's struggling to achieve dribble into his condoms en triplicate? You do seriously have to wonder how Beeth does it, millions or no millions that's gotta be the ultimate tightrope, I mean in the sense of just disconnecting, a total blackout on every normal and reasonable alarm bell the mind is ringing.

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    How nice. The animal activist proudly displays her innocent, slaughtered, baby calf.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    They force me to wear makeup,Robin
     
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    They have their own houses.
    She can fuck whoever she wants, because she has access to a billion dollars
    he falls asleep at 7 pm
     
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    The Life of Cunty McGee. While Daddy gets rammed in the ass somewhere deep in Fagtown, Beefy is surrounded by cats in her otherwise empty bed.

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    They have their own Zip Codes. :hhh:
     
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    "Oh wait wait..before you take that, just let me put my $3,000.00 purse on my lap."

    She is just not likable at all.
     
  16. HorsetoothBeth

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    I've seen the episode of Housewives that filmed this fashion show. She sits with that purse on her lap through the entire runway show.
    And her being friends with that leathery piece of garbage in the middle, tells me everything I need to know about Beefy.
     
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    will he be wearing the jacket? I imagine it would be more if I had to look at that nasty chest and belly
     
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    I thought this was a picture of Howard back when he would babysit young Lucas completely free of charge? Am I mistaken?
     
  20. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    That's what she see's......Here's the face he see's.......
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