Ladies, May I show you a Magic trick?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. Billy Brown

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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Men are :pig:
     
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    That's racist
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    A trick the ladies would appreciate more is making Schmoopy disappear.
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    that made me laugh :giggle:
     
  7. Schmoopy

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  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    David Copperfield would have more difficulty making my Hungarian Anaconda disappear than The Statue of Liberty, Cliff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Yes, I am sober. Tomorrow's Mother's Day.:what:
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hey Dawg!! :hw:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm taking my mother and father to a nice Italian restaurant tomorrow. Today's my one eyed Jew pappy's 73rd birthday. I always get to kill 2 birds with one stone on Mother's Day every year.


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  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Dave plays swallow the swan well.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I can't see anything what did I miss?
     
  14. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Your anaconda disappeared years ago
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    My Hungarian Anaconda > your horse schlong

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    I really like Boobies:giggle:
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    Release the Kraken, Otis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mjerk:
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    No one does the 'seal swallowing a fish' like CP. :c

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