ladies of dawgs if your uber driver told you that you smelled good

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Would that creep you out? I'm asking for a friend
     
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    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Mike is gonna get pepper sprayed.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I'm a pro
     
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    LB's going back to jail :bigcry:
     
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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I'm asking for a friend! He says she was hot
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Mike, do you ever sniff the seat after the women get out?
     
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    is your friend's name schmoopy's dad?
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    :jj:
     
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    Uber drivers can make some dough.
     
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    Give it a shot and post results
     
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    :jj: Yes, it would totally creep me out.

    A few days ago my neighbor told me that I have beautiful hair and now everytime I leave the house I make sure he's not around.

    Don't ever ever EVER comment on a woman's looks (or smell) unless you plan to fuck her. It's horrible!

    :bm:
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    She had sexy fuck me boots on too
     
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    yes
     
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    You're scaring me. :rofl:



    :bm:
     
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    Atleast that's what my friend told me
     
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    ^^^this this this^^^
     
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    The ladies love that.
     
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