Ladies of Dawgs: Would you have sex with Howard?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HooHoo, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    hypothetically speaking, ofcourse. if not now, was there ever a time you would have considered it? does his 'rockstar hair' vault your ovaries over the procreation threshold?

    Inquiring minds want to know
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    No...he is gross..and listen..back in the day...I was practically MFB when people questioned me about why I listened to him. I always defended him.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    And I asked myself when Beth was peddling giftscriptions, if a Manhattan apt and some Dlist fame would make me want to sleep with him...still No..
     
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    What woman could resist that smile?!
     
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    I guess that is a "no"
     
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    Only if he would let me rub my fungus ridden vaginer all over those granny specs.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Fuck. No.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    What if he showered you with dollar bills?
     
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    The only woman willing to sleep with Howard Stern is doing so in the belief that there is a big payday arriving somewhat soon. Why else would any woman agree to put a tiny, shriveled jew dick in her mouth?
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    He could promise to shower me with million dollar bills (if they even make those) and my answer would stay the same. Fuck. No.
     
  13. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Gun to your head, would you rather give him a hand-job, or french kiss that thing?
     
  14. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    no chance
     
  15. Slappy

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    Ditto.
     
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    Slappy is a chick???:cheer:
     
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    former howard i would, out of love. present day howard i would, if he paid me at least $20,000 and i was guaranteed not to catch any HIVs or other arabian/european diseases, because i'm poor.
     
  18. HooHoo

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    i'd like to be able to say an absolute NO, but i have my price.
    i would do it for 1 million. ....at least he's clean and uses condoms.