Ladies of the DS

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deidler, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey? If so, did you ravage your partner afterward?
    I'm thinking next week could be the best week ever for me.
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hear the ladies at work in heated discussions concerning it.
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    [video=youtube;5K1RcKJVbHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
  4. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I dislike popular literature....designed for teenagers, read by adults. No thank you.

    If I want to read erotica, I know where to procure it, I don't need to put on airs like a soccer mom holding babyweight who graduated high school with a 2.5 GPA.
     
  5. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    :flowers:
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    better go get yourself some handcuffs, ball gag, and a whip so you'll be ready.
     
  7. Analog

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    Your eloquence knows no bounds.
     
  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    it's a great book for women that are too prudish to watch porn.
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Which is the majority of women I know. They sit around, giggle and cackle about it while they drink their Pinot. I had quite an interesting conversation with such a group and boy are they sexually repressed. No wonder their husbands cheat.
     
  10. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    I read it, I wanted to see what the big deal was. It's terrible... Imagine the shittest fanfic ever, then multiply that by ten.
     
  11. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Don't feel bad. I read "Twilight". :facepalm:
     
  12. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Sounds Fifty Shades of Ghey. :c
     
  13. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    Reps.
     
  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    two female doctors i know are reading it. they both fit the mold of the women it was written for.

    i read that the author patterned the books after twilight.
     
  15. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I just started reading the first one. I haven't arrived at "the good stuff" (read:smut) yet. I actually bought the series. I'm a voracious reader and willing to give this a try.

    And yes, I read Hunger Games and Twilight series. :c
     
  16. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I watch porn all the time. :p
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Mrs. Vyb has read everything. All she said about Shades of Grey is, "it's horribly written." :weird:
     
  18. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    So she didn't jump your bones after each tawdry scene? :console:
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i've seen your threads.:hat:

    maybe you need a good laugh from these books?:dontknow:
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    No, but I will tell you she did start talking dirtier. I wonder if that came from the book.