Entertainment ladies of the Shed - please explain 50 Shades of Grey

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ok ladies - can you please explain this phenomena of Fifty Shades of Grey?

    I dint read the book but I Did watch the movie with my wife.

    WTF makes you ladies so hot for this movie?

    I get the whole sensual S&M thing. But this guy Christian Grey is a Sadistic prick, who wants to beat his ladies into pain. By the end of the movie I wanted to kick the shit out of his character because of the horrible way he treated women.

    As i said, I obviously don't understand women.

    Several women I know got all horned up by this movie ( yes my wife too - from which I benefitted).

    One friend of ours said she had to sit on a news paper during the movie because it got her so wet.

    Please help us men understand. Where's the line between misogyny and sensuality?


    Women are fascinating creatures.
     
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  2. wife is a whore

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    They are all sexually repressed, having been brow beaten into striving to be a "good girl" so the least little bit of acceptable kink starts Niagra Falls in their panties.
     
  3. Slow

    Slow My name is my name DawgShed News

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    Soft core porn presented in a mainstream package so women don't have to be ashamed for watching and can discuss in their yenta social groups without being labelled perverted.
     
  4. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    I have NO. FUCKING. CLUE.

    Didn't read the books, won't see the movies. NOT my kind of thing. I don't understand it, either. :facepalm:
     
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    How many women of the shed are there? 3-5 maybe?
     
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    Hahaha! :haha:
    Oh, honey, you'd be surprised how many of us there are around here.
     
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    Ok sweetie, post titty pics or gtfo
     
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    Close enough? :boobs:
     
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    Some bullshit???

    People should watch Secretary instead!!!
     
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    :cash: isn't this Grey dude rich?
     
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    Sorry, that would NOT do it for me. I'd rather have a broke guy who treats me right.
     
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    There's a lot of truth to this. I would have been hot for this movie maybe 20 years ago, but I've grown up and put aside the "good girl" image women are suppose to have and understand that everyone has their own kinks. The books bored me so I'm not wasting money on the movie.
     
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    I saw the book on an end table at my parents house. I hope it was for my mother. Either way...

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    "50 Shades of Grey..."
    "50 Shades of Grey...."
    "What's Bill Clinton's pet name for Hilary's bush?"
    "Hi-yoooooooooo~"
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    :spit:
    :haha: :cwl:
     
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    This broad don't need some lame movie to tell her spankins and blindfolds are hot.
     
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    Hole lotta snatch up in here.

     
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    That counts me out. I wanna treat you very wrong.
     
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    50 Shades is even worse than just a poorly written BDSM book.

    The retard that wrote the book actually wrote it as Twilight fan fiction. She retooled the story when she decided to publish it as a separate entity.

    Twilight fan fiction.

    Let that roll around your head.

    Twilight fan fiction.
     
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    Same reason why so many broads go for "bad boys". They gotta find someone they perceive as worse than themselves, to preserve their "good girl" image. "It's ok if I blow this guy for a line, cause my boyfriend did all of our blow and smacked me when I complained about it."
     
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