Ladies Of the Shed Please Help

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  1. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How and the hell could you forget about a sex toy in your vagina for ten years???

    Surgeons find 10-year-old sex toy inside woman's body
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    Journal of Sexual Medicine

    After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

    According to a report by STV News, the 38-year-old visited Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after contracting sepsis and experiencing severe weight loss and urinary incontinence. At the hospital, doctors conducted an X-ray of her abdomen, which showed the five-inch toy protruding into her bladder from her vagina.

    According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

    After this revelation, the woman was diagnosed with vesicovaginal fistula – a condition that causes urine to flow into the vagina – as well as obstructive uropathy – in which a blockage in the bladder causes urine to back up into the kidneys. Surgeons at Aberdeen successfully removed the sex toy and repaired the near life-threatening damage.

    Detailed in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the case may be the first time a sex toy has been left inside a woman’s body for such a long time. The longest known retention of a foreign object was 35 years.
     
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    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I wonder if it was her that forgot the toy

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    Wigless Well-Known Member

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    Lol
     
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    Sounds like something Robin would do. After all she was oblivious to the fact that she had a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside her.
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Tasteless.
     
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    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    What's he saying Robin? I--I--I gotta go.
     
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    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Only 5 comments come on ladies
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    They're all busy rooting around in their cooters.
     
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    cooter?[​IMG]
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    She must have been very well lubricated both vaginally and by alcohol to get that thing far enough up there for it to stay for ten years. I do believe you could have an object way, way up your vagina without feeling it--a properly inserted tampon, for instance, is not something you feel without thinking about it--but I'm puzzled by why you would have it so far up there. Maybe I'm unusual, but I want my sex toys pointed at my clitoris, not my cervix.

    Actually, now that I think about it, maybe a tampon is how it got pushed so far up? That and fucking.

    Jesus. She must have been in a lot of pain there at the end.
     
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    the only things that belong in a woman's vagina are penii and tampons(and occasionally a vibrator). i must be old fashioned but IMO, shoving weird objects can only lead to trouble.

    this idiot was probably FUBAR when she did it.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one turned on by this post?
     
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    [​IMG] "but I was good for the first 5 years"
     
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    Am I the only one turned on by this post?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Help with what?:confused:
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    He'd like to know the longest amount of time a sex toy was lodged in your hot pocket.
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh. Long enough to get the job done.
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    But I'm with Morth - I'm far more partial to outside-of-the-body-toy-play, than inside - that's what men are for IMO.
     
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    Burly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Stern68 has a socket wrench lodged in his colon that has been there since late 2005.
     
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    So...9 years:c