Stern related because I don't want to look like a jack ass and/or whore on my wedding day like a certain disc jockey 's wife So..I'm getting married and our elopement has morphed into a full fledged Russo's on the Bay affair. I was originally going to go with a bridal jumpsuit. ..David's Bridal has a couple of really nice ones But now I feel like a dress is more appropriate. I don't want a dress where the damned skirt sweeps the floor but I'm 41 and I think a short dress is a no no. I also made an appointment for David's Bridal and now I wonder if the dresses are going to look cheap. Please. ..anyone have any input?