Ladies of the shed....wedding dress advice

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  1. stanggirl

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    Stern related because I don't want to look like a jack ass and/or whore on my wedding day like a certain disc jockey 's wife

    So..I'm getting married and our elopement has morphed into a full fledged Russo's on the Bay affair.

    I was originally going to go with a bridal jumpsuit. ..David's Bridal has a couple of really nice ones

    But now I feel like a dress is more appropriate. I don't want a dress where the damned skirt sweeps the floor but I'm 41 and I think a short dress is a no no.

    I also made an appointment for David's Bridal and now I wonder if the dresses are going to look cheap.

    Please. ..anyone have any input?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    what shape is your body?
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement VIP

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    Hahaha. ..that dress is just so awful! And the funny thing is, it's not even sexy like she thinks it is. Not even sexy/tacky...just tacky!
     
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    Gotta drop 20 pounds..by November. So I'm not plus sized..even now. 5 foot 8..wide hips. .large c cup
     
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    J.Crew for the Bride
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    also, based on what I saw while forced to watch "Say Yes to the Dress" at the gym, you should have a material in mind like lace or shiny or ....
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    and you have to say if you want it poofy or not and strapless, etc.
     
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    this is always a hoot and a holler
     
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    This thread is way too mature without the Puppet.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    [​IMG] reminds me of "The Virgin Suicides"
     
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    Show us your body so the guys of the Shed can help you decide on a dress.

    BRB. Let me get the box of tissues and lube.
     
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    Body shaped? :dontknow:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Whatever makes YOU feel beautiful. Seriously, that's all that matters. And congratulations!!
     
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    Wow, that is gorgeous, but does it expose the ass crack?
     
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    Naked is in this year. :coffee:
     
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    [​IMG] a lot of them on TV have the different colour belt
     
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    Omg..that's gorgeous. .what designer?
    Is that davids bridal?
     
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    Thanks Jayla!
     
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