Ladies of the shed...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pelicanman, Dec 4, 2015.

  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    i am drunk and need some sweet sex online. Help me out, bitches!
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :nocheer: Pel, focus. Remember last time ?
     
  3. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Oh, I remmber. Let's get it on . I'm taKing to you Jayla you sexy bitch.
     
  4. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

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    I hope he is making a mockery of past exploits.
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No money this time ?
     
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  6. johnfreeman1

    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    I got a blowjob last night, tinder a great app
     
  7. WillieX

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    I have a feeling I'm about to witness the first virtual rape!
     
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  8. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    I got money. Let's play, naughty girl! Paypal?
     
  9. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    I want Jayla's pale vagina!
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Who's Phil? I'm a pretty princess.

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  11. YouveSaidItAll

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    This might be entertaining enough that I don't have to start a cock thread....
     
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  12. Pelicanman

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    I am here for entertainment and shed lady vagina!
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think you should look into porn and maybe drink a little (a lot) less. :)
     
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  14. YouveSaidItAll

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    Right. Let me know how that works out.
     
  15. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    I need some dirty bitches. Fuck me, online!
     
  16. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    You don't need it. I PM'ed Jayla a few pics of my cock a couple of months ago and she sent me back a pic of her showing everything. We have skype-fucked a couple of times since then.

    The trick is to talk about it with her in PM's. She's very shy in the public forums
     
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    jcice Well-Known Member

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    Hey, I've had a few drinks myself! Wow, I didn't know this was an option - cool! How about it ladies? I'm a hot stud looking for a hot time.....


    Hello? Anyone?
    Bueller?
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    Well, shit.
     
  18. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    these threads are hilarious
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Somebody still has to put that pic up.
     
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