Ladies, question...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phillip, May 16, 2013.

  1. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    How much weight did you broads gain while pregnant? My wife is up 25 pounds after seven months. I'm concerned she may end up a pig.
     
  2. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    It's over Phillip.

    (The enjoyable sex I mean)
     
  3. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ugh
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    It's different for every woman. Don't worry about it.
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Around 25lbs but it was all belly and boobs. No big ass or arms or legs or face. I lost it all almost immediately
     
  6. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    put more stock into the ravaged vag, 'roids and the fucked up hormones that will make your life a living hell (and then there's the baby)
     
  7. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    Two awesome MILF's disagree. I stand corrected.

    there is hope Phillip
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Yeah, but you have :quote:those:quote: genes. :worried:
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    First of all you are a pig covered in shit. Second of all, I may have gained that much but Dio is right, it's all about the vag. Keep encouraging her to eat right and exercise as much as the doctor recommends. Why the fuck are you not excited about the baby? You are a faggot douchebag that needs a good ass rape.
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    whoa!!
     
  11. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    :jj: you go girl!
     
  12. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Hi Mack!
     
  13. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Thanks Mario!
     
  14. TagMan

    TagMan Active Member

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    Good lord almighty!
     
  15. mike25

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    FACT: Women burn 500 calories a day producing breast milk while breastfeeding.
    tell your wife to breast feed
     
  16. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're angry, I guess I struck a cord piggy. I am happy, but concerned about the weight. I will take the very attractive RM's word for this.
     
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    All of the negatives about the pregnancy and the horrible aftermath are a small price to pay for successfully passing your DNA on to the next generation. Be thankful that you are biologically successful. Now you need to find another suitable, attractive mate to share your DNA with.
     
  18. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    And GHP...I stand corrected
     
  19. Brian

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    Make sure she do kegel exercise to tighten up. After baby Chwiza, I could cwush i pencil, but micro-dick Chwiza could still slip out.

    ROR
     
  20. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Bastard! You figured me out! Clever work Sherlock.