ladies, this is what the media want you to believe men think. do not believe it.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ladies, this is what the media want you to believe. do not believe it.

    this is the gayest shit ever. get a load of these lies:

    "Things You'll Never Hear Him Say When He Sees You Naked

    [...]You've got to trust me on this, he's not going to say or even think any of the following:


    • "Oh, gee, you have so many wrinkles!"
    • "You'd be so pretty if you lost weight."
    • "Huh -- I thought you looked younger with clothes on."
    • "I like firmer butts and perkier breasts."
    • "Uh, I gotta go now."

    No, whether or not he voices it out loud or conveys it with a smile or melting eyes, here's what he's thinking: "Oh wow, did I get lucky! This is going to be wonderful."


    :facepalm:
     
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  2. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    Listen to Dink gals, he knows what he speaks of.

    A man would never say any of those things.
     
  3. fenderbaum

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    Hey Dink, always great to see you my friend.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    hey fender! :hw: what's happening buddy?

    the author of that article wants you to believe men would never say...or even think...any of those things. lies. men think that shit all the time and sometimes they say it. an men have sex with women all the time without thinking " "Oh wow, did I get lucky! This is going to be wonderful."
     
  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    "I can't wait to break my dick off in her ass." (what I'm thinking)
     
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    :lol:


    Where'd you find that shit, Dink?
     
  7. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Hai bestie
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    what
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    Tha Toof has a wrinkly fat ass, but I would never say it to him.
     
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    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    THA TOOTH has a great ass
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    PM me those pics of your sis in law in yoga pants NAO!
     
  12. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    You should read some of the bullshit women's magazines try to push on women.
    Cosmo told me once that if I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, I should take the scrunchie out of my hair and wrap it around my man's cock n balls like 3 times.
    I'm like bitch, 1992 called, it wants it's hair accessory back.
     
  13. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    Oh she had on some jeans the other night that got me all worked up, dropped a few loads thinking about peeling those off
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :eek:
     
  15. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Pretty sure I still have some hair scrunchies around...that I use to tie my hair back when I wash my face. Not exactly a very romantic time!
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You could tie your hair back and wash your face with my cock and balls. I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just trying to help. You know, maximize efficiency.
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    No offense taken. What female is not always looking for the latest innovations in exfoliating techniques?
     
  18. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'll try to shave a few days before to increase the abbrasive scrotal properties. I'm a nice guy like that.
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    A man might think "I better drink another six-pack first"
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Maybe they're trying to boost women's self esteem. There are an awful lot of terrific looking women who think they look like crap, aren't there? Maybe they're saying this for these women, not the actual hideous ones.