ladies, this is what the media want you to believe. do not believe it. this is the gayest shit ever. get a load of these lies: "Things You'll Never Hear Him Say When He Sees You Naked [...]You've got to trust me on this, he's not going to say or even think any of the following: "Oh, gee, you have so many wrinkles!" "You'd be so pretty if you lost weight." "Huh -- I thought you looked younger with clothes on." "I like firmer butts and perkier breasts." "Uh, I gotta go now." No, whether or not he voices it out loud or conveys it with a smile or melting eyes, here's what he's thinking: "Oh wow, did I get lucky! This is going to be wonderful."