Ladies, what sex toys do you own and use?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Please be honest and specific as possible.
     
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  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Maybe you can start off the conversation by sharing which ones you use.
     
  4. Ben Dover

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    My ex-wife uses my child support checks.

    HEYOOOOOOO
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Puppet, you've been so quiet and well-behaved lately. I was worried. Good to see you're back.
     
  6. HorsetoothBeth

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    I have a purple rabbit, and my husband's massive hands and fingers.
     
  7. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    You didn't answer his question, though.
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That's right. :)
     
  9. Cinnaminion

    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Some of the other threads here are at least a tiny bit veiled in their wanking material possibilities. :D
     
  10. buried20kleague

    buried20kleague Well-Known Member VIP

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    "When's the last time you masturbated" is veiled?
     
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yeah. Puppet is always so cryptic. I never know where he's coming from. :)
     
  12. DJ Retardo

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    I stole "whisker biscuit" from him, my wife rolls her eyes every time I say it....
     
  13. Hankjones

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    This site is going to replace youporn and pornhub
     
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    Who cares? Give the puppet a mental image for his files.
     
  15. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    :winner:
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Subtle as a freight train.
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Good point.
    But at least that was posted with some kind of story video...and much easier to have fun with.

    No.
    Because me knowing I planted a mental image will ruin my mental images needed when trying to then use my toy that I just told a few hundred people all about. :D
     
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  18. GaryPuppet

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    havent been feeling well as of late.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    So sorry to hear that Puppet. Hope things get better for you soon.
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    My PM's are in perfect working order. :D






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