Lady Shedders, do you have any naughty selfies on your phone?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 1, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so, can you send them to me?

    Im really horny.
     
  2. baci

    baci Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh this will end well..................
     
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  3. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    All I have saved are my etchings of you :dontknow:
     
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  4. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    One thing is certain about the Puppet. He's very persistent.
     
  5. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Doesn't he ask very similar questions every month?
     
  6. Blur

    Blur Alumnus

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    Would you like to come upstairs... to see my... etchings?...
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    GET A PRO
     
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  8. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    anyone have a Nancy Sirianni puppet with removable clothes laying around?
     
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  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Puppet, explain this to us again, why are you so opposed to getting a pro? I'm not normally pro prostitution, by the way, but if no other woman will touch you and you need it so badly, which is what you tell us every week, why NOT a pro???
     
  10. Metalheavy19

    Metalheavy19 Well-Known Member

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    Go for a walk man.
     
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  11. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Dont know where to get one and I dont want to get arrested for wanting to get my dick wet.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh. I guess I never thought you'd be so cautious and sensible, but that's probably wise.;)
     
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  13. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Pretty much. It's the year after year consistency that amazes me.

    Gar, you could throw a rock in any direction and hit an Asian jack shack. Odds of you getting arrested are slim to none. When those places get busted, the po is after the owners, not the customers.
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    You mean like these two??

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Metalheavy19

    Metalheavy19 Well-Known Member

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    Backpage man
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Puppet would need several more millions than I'm guessing he has.
     
  17. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    @Thedomina

    kick him in the nuts for us or fuck him till you crack his neck. either way we all will enjoy the results.
     
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  18. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    If you have to pay for it, so what. Better do it now before age-related ED sets in.
     
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  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Poor Puppet.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Certain females around here have shown an interest in Gary's member. I suggested he walk around the streets with his fly open. But will he listen to me? Noooooo!