Lance Armstrong is a douche....

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Police: Lance Armstrong hit parked cars after partying in Aspen, blamed girlfriend
    Police say Anna Hansen told them she had been driving home from a party when she lost control of Armstrong’s SUV, hitting the cars. But Hansen eventually told officers Armstrong was driving, and they both decided to let her take the blame.
    THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
    Tuesday, February 3, 2015, 1:34 PM
    [​IMG] David Zalubowski/AP Police in Aspen, Colo., say they cited Lance Armstrong after Dec. 28 hit-and-run.
    ASPEN, Colo. (AP) — Authorities say disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong hit two parked cars after a night of partying in Aspen but agreed to let his girlfriend take the blame to avoid national attention.

    Police say they cited Armstrong after the Dec. 28 hit-and-run but only after his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, admitted to lying for him.

    Police say Hansen told them she had been driving home from a party when she lost control of Armstrong’s SUV, hitting the cars. But Hansen eventually told officers Armstrong was driving, and they both decided to let her take the blame.

    Armstrong declined immediate comment, and his attorney didn’t immediately return a call.

    Armstrong was stripped of his record seven Tour de France titles after admitting he used performance-enhancing drugs to win them all from 1999 to 2005.
     
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    Water is wet.
     
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    He sure got balls...
     
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    *fixed*
     
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    Say goodbye to your Michelob Ultra endorsement dumb ass.
     
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    He and I have won the same amount of Tour De France

    I'm still pretty normal
     
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    Once a liar always a liar.
     
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    When his live in fiancé Sheryl Crow got breast cancer he ran for the fucking hills. he is filth.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I get the feeling Armstrong's true nature is very similar to Ben Stiller's character in "Dodgeball".
     
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    This thread is about Lance Armstrong, not Gunkard Stern........
     
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    Another magna cum louder graduate of The William Belichick School of Ethical Pursuits
     
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    Wow Armstrong is a liar and a cheater just like American society.Sadam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction and ties to al qaeda i tell ya
     
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    What a fall from grace.
     
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    Bitch....
     
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    He's a liar, a douche and a weasel. And oh yeah, this: :ass:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    did the gf dump him and tell the police the truth?
     
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    The TMZ article made it seem like she basically just buckled during addtl interviews. I believe they have kids together, if it's the same GF that was in the Armstrong Lie documentary
     
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    Fun Fact: Robin Quivers is a fan of his.