Lance Armstrong: Now with one ball and no Tour titles!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Murphy, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. Murphy

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  2. Herc

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    He still has all his Tour money though . . .
     
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  3. Snotty

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    Fuck the French.......And their lack of veggies...........
     
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    He was great in Dodgeball.
     
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    he had 3 balls until he dumped Ms. crow....
     
  6. DarkFriday

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    CHEATER! :ixnay:[​IMG]:pillz:



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    He can still ride a bike
     
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    He grabbed his ball and went home.
     
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    He shit his pants fighting this
     
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    A sad day for the cycling world :gayhand:

    What's even more sad is that no one gives a shit outside that world
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...what's the big deal anyway? Unless he's a pool player all they ever use is 1 ball.
     
  12. harlock

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    i thought it said one ball and no Tour titties at first.......
     
  13. BrerJimmy

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    They can take away all the imaginary titles they want. They'll never take away the millions he made in the process or pity pussy he fucked along the way.

    They'll never be able to take away knowing what Olsen twin pussy tastes like. Or what Sheryl Crow's titties looked like before being lopped off.

    They can have their yellow jerseys back. They served their purpose.
     
  14. Murphy

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    THAT would have been the bigger tragedy.
     
  15. Herc

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    Is bicycle ridding even considered a legit (Real) sport? I mean come on . . .
     
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    I think I read somewhere he has to give up his tour money, which isn't that much. (off the top of my head, I think he got 250K per tour, which he had to share with his team (as is customary).

    he still has endorsement money, which is a lot.
     
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    cyclists have always been notorious for being the largest group of PED users.

    WGAS/WGAF? legalize it all!

    you know what will change? NOTHING!

    the underground will always be ahead of the testing agencies. the world (and america) loves monsters tackling each other, home runs to the moon, fastballs that catch on fire, etc...

    P.S. rafael palmeiro can suck a dick!
     
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    Next, they need to strip all the bullshit records in baseball from 95 to the mid 2000's. All the homerun records are shit!

    Then next, they can strip the 100m records from the Olympic Jamaican juice team! :pissoff:
     
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    He is still one of the best ever because almost everyone he rode against cheated too. Blood doping isn't a PED. You are injecting your own blood to create more oxygen. It is not a steroid.
     
  20. JoeyG

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    So much to discuss. First of all, his Tour de France titles have not been stripped - yet. The article even says that the USADA may not have that authority. Guess we'll find out today. What I don't understand is hoe these associations (like the USADA) can keep coming at the guy. I mean, sooner or later, a guy is going to go broke trying to simply defend himself. How is it that 20 years of clean samples, free from PED's and any doping issues now are trumped by two samples that are 3 years old, AND taken 5-10 years AFTER he was done racing? The article says the samples are from '09-'10. He quit racing in '05. All of those hundreds and hundreds of clean tests, taken while he was racing, and now the clean results are all thrown out due to samples taken 4-5 years after he was retired? Something smells rotten here. BTW, I don't buy anyones testimony - people can lie, and can have underlying agendas. I trust the physical evidence only. I would love to know the details of these dirty samples....