Please let the People's Republics of Berkeley and San Francisco crash into the ocean. Compton and Oakland wouldn't be losses either. Ah, fuck it, take the whole thing.
I have achieved legendary status, as when you google image search for Daves Triangle of Safety, that is the first image to come up.
I just watched the movie "San Andreas" (with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Carla Gugino) on HBO the other night.