Largest closet in America burglarized, Beth heartbroken

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Aug 4, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth, be sure to lock the door on the way out

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    I wanna smack that bitch for crying over some stolen purses.
     
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    ...she worked hard for the money. so hard for it honey.
     
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    Offfffff couuuuurse she has a botex face :facepalm:
     
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    Will no one speak for the trophy wives?
     
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    ...at least shes helping charity for human causes. i was going to call her a bad name but shes redeemed herself.
     
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    ...:lol:
     
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    Isn't actually having one a prerequisite for having a broken heart?
     
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    No doubt in my mind that Beth has three closets that rival what this woman has. New York City, Hampton's and Palm Beach. Remember that Howard filed plans in Palm Beach to build a closet.
     
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    "She took the U.S. Open title in body building at the age of 40, and in the year 2010 Theresa held the titles of Mrs. Houston U.A., Mrs. Texas U.A., and was the 1st runner up for Mrs. United America concurrently. In 2011 Theresa climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro to raise money for Child Legacy International."

    She's a fucking Kim Jong Il!

    http://theresaroemer.com/about/
     
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    Hope nothing is missing from her secret bowling alley.
     
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    Oh fuck these rich assholes who throw themselves parties to "raise money for charity". Just tax the fuckers more and give the money to cancer, heart disease, whatever research and stop relying on the whims of the rich to fund these important causes.
     
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    Just spend your ridiculous wealth in private without needing to be patted on the back for doing it in a way that throws a few marbles/bones off to the side for a worthy cause. Scumbags.
     
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    ordinarily i'd be more nauseated by a 3000 sq ft closet but for some reason she seems like a nice lady..... just the vibe i get from her.


    i hope she's at least 80yrs old.....that botex/facial surgery is a crime on anyone younger.
     
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    3,000 square feet for a closet. That's bigger than most homes. How much crap can you have to have that big of a closet. Her husband probably worked hard for his money. This bimbo spends it pretty fast.
     
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    wiggy will end up with the same face soon
     
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