Larry Claus has been spotted!

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Larry Claus has just been spotted in Montreal, Canada where he has just made Dino Bravo submit to the Boston Crab to claim the IWA Heavyweight Championship!
     
  2. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Haha
     
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    UPDATE:
    Larry Claus has been spotted at Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, where he has defeated Bruno Sammartino via Boston Crab to claim the WWWF Heavyweight Championship
     
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    I can confirm that Larry Claus has just defeated Fritz, David, Mike, Chris, and Kerry Von Erich in a 5 on 1 ghost vs immortal handicap elimination match at the site of the former Dallas Sportatorium. The first four eliminations were thanks to an insulting and devastating version of the iron claw. Then @LawyerLarry threw some pills on the mat to distract Kerry and finished him off with the fireman's carry, into the Boston crab, back into the fireman's carry, into a devastating pile driver. What a night in the Big D!
     
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    Wait until Double L wins the Southern Heavyweight Championship at the Mid South Coliseum in Memphis.

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    This just in from the ecw arena Larryclaus showed up and said I don't work bingo halls and promptly left.
     
  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Ha!
     
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    I thought I heard the rattle of prescription painkillers on the top of my roof!
     
  9. ShutUpSitDown

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    Update from the Greensboro Coliseum: Larry Claus has just submitted The American Dream Dusty Rhodes via Boston Crab to win the Mid-Atlantic Heavyweight Championship.
     
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    My sources are saying Larryclaus was just in Tokyo Japan and tapped out antonio inoki and started a new brand of wrestling called Larry style.
     
  11. ShutUpSitDown

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    Update:

    At the Omni in Atlanta, GA LarryClaus has defeated Mr. Wrestling II via fireman's carry into a Boston Crab to win the NWA Georgia Heavyweight Championship.
     
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    From Mexico Larryclaus as chopped and pinned and taken the mask of Rey mistero jr.
     
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    You guys fucking kill me. :jj:

    Merry Christmas fuckers.
     
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    Speculation is running rampant as to whether LarryClaus rides a flying Delorean or just a Stealth Bomber, but nobody knows for sure.
     
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    Wow I can't believe this but Larryclaus just left Hawaii and the reports I am getting are this can't be true but they are saying he just wiped out the nation of Samoa
     
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    Update from the Tampa Sportatorium: LarryClaus has defeated Jack Brisco to win the NWA Florida Heavyweight Championship.
     
  17. ClintDagger

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    Holy shit! From Stamford Connecticut:

    Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Alberto Del Rio, and The New Day have all relinquished their respective WWE titles and left them on the doorstep of Vince McMahon's estate rather than face Larry Claus one on one.
     
  18. ShutUpSitDown

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    Update from San Juan, Puerto Rico:

    LarryClaus has submitted Carlos Colon via Boston Crab to claim the WWC Heavyweight Championship!
     
  19. LawyerLarry

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    LarryClaus could beat those chumps in a 5-on-1 handicap match with the fireman's carry into the boston crab.
     
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    Carlos Colon? :jj:

    No Tito Santano run in with Don Muraco with a chair shot?