Larry Inc. Celebrates Black History Month

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

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    At this time of year, while the sub-average drunken roustabouts are consumed with rodent meteorologists and the spurned and rejected harpies of the world fortify themselves with drug store candies and whatever substances they can acquire to numb themselves beyond stupor, Larry Inc. pauses to acknolwledge those melanin blessed individuals who have made contributions beyond the par to the gentleman's sport of Professional Wrestling.
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    Espousing the powerful doctrine of Pan-Africanism, Akeem The African Dream rose to prominence in the World Wrestling Federation. His notions of equality and inclusion were deemed "radical" by racist promoter Vincent Kennedy McMahon, who did everything in his power to stop the rise of this Nubian hero. Advised at every turn by noted theologian and Ph.D The Doctor of Style Slick, Akeem achieved unprecedented success for a black man in a sport that to that point had viewed those of African decent merely as minstrals or savages.
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    (Akeem and advisor Dr. Slick discuss Pan-Africanism with noted bigot Sean Mooney - credit: Larry Inc.)

    On this first day of Black History Month, Larry Inc. thanks Akeem for his tremendous sacrifices and contributions to the sport of Professional Wrestling.
     
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    The Genius couldn't have put it better.
     
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    Does the Fiddle have you blocked? I really don't want that racist bastard making a mockery of this beautiful gesture by the Inc.
     
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    Mercifully he and his pillowcase wearing lot will not be espousing their certain brand of unobjective bias in this thread.
     
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    Abdullah The Butcher is an inspiration and my hero
     
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    I've always been a supporter of Larry Inc but ljc gave me 150 neg... for a Jon Hein pedo joke of all things! I don't know. I hope the rest of Inc doesn't support something like that.
     
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    A tremendous African role model and hero to all. Stay tuned.
     
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    A true black man
     
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    Jive Soul Bro is the greatest song evah...
     
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    Larry, Inc cares about the African-American community:usflag:
     
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    Can You Swallow Your Own Tongue?

    A persisting piece of bogus medical advice is to put an object in a seizing person's mouth to prevent the patient from swallowing his or her tongue. But before you leap into action the next time you witness this type of emergency, you should know that putting anything in the mouth of someone having a seizure is actually the worst thing you could do. Instead of helping, it will likely result in injuries to the person's tongue and mouth

    Still, the question remains: Could you really swallow your tongue? To uncover the answer, let's start by taking a look at the anatomy of the mouth.

    Inside the mouth, there's a crucial structure called the frenulum linguae. It's a mucous membrane situated in front of and behind the teeth and stretches across the floor of the mouth. In front of the teeth, the frenulum linguae connects the lips to the gums and creates a fold called the sublingual papilla that contains salivary glands. That same frenulum linguae structure runs down the midline of the underside of the tongue and attaches it to the floor of the mouth. This is especially important to note, because the frenulum linguae on the underside of the tongue keeps the tongue in position.

    Whether you're doing a handstand, skydiving or performing party tricks with your tongue, the frenulum linguae will keep it connected to the floor of your mouth. Your tongue will never roll around completely free in your mouth, nor will it ever fall out. It's anchored for good. And for this reason, you can't swallow your tongue

    However, the frenulum linguae does its job a little too well sometimes. Some babies are born with a condition called ankyloglossia, commonly known as tongue-tie. This means that the frenulum linguae connects the tongue too closely to the floor of the mouth. When a baby has tongue-tie, it can lead to trouble with breastfeeding, swallowing and, eventually, learning to speak.

    For some infants, the frenulum linguae may release on its own over time. Sometimes the condition requires a frenotomy. In this surgical procedure, the frenulum is cut and then left to heal, resulting in a loosened frenulum linguae [source: Mayo Clinic].

    So is it possible to swallow your tongue? Not if it's still attached to your mouth! In theory, it could be possible to cut off your tongue and swallow it, but that's a scenario you'll only see in a mobster movie.

     
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    @ljc was trying to hit stinkfist and you caught some shrapnel. On behalf of the Inc please accept my apologies slink. Here's 150 to true you up.
     
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    Thanks Clint. In lcj's neg he had the comment "j" which made me think he was perhaps Jon Hein himself. I'm still not sure he isn't.
     
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    Clint's a good Asain man
     
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    It was when we were throwing a rep party for Stinkfist, his post was right below yours and ljc accidentally negged your post. Case of mistaken identity. The slink / stink thing also made it an easy faux pas.
     
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    Happy Black History Month my friend.
     
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    Look at that bitch ass white boy that got his ass handed to him by our boys.
     
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    the butcher was the king of hardcore in his time. not a wrestling move in his book, but still great.