News Larry Inc. Mergers and Acquisitions Update

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ShutUpSitDown, Dec 31, 2015.

  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    At Larry Inc. often the net is cast far and wide in the search for the very elite talent that establishes our brand as the paramount organization upon this planet. Nothing escapes our purview and nothing is beyond our means. But occasionally the very best is within arms reach. Occassionally a partnership is consumated as a marriage of equals, and a new ray of light shines forth from the heavens. On this day, I announce the genesis of greatness. A great man has been chosen to join the One Percent of the One Percent of the One Percent. Excellence personified in every imaginable way! A man whose business sense and financial acuity far exceeds any one of you. A heroic alpha male to tower over this Dawgshed wasteland of shameful beta "masculinity". He takes what he wants, when he wants, how he wants, wherever he wants.

    And so, upon the pinnacle of immortality he stands, while all of you cretinous humanoids fall to your knees to worship him as the deity that he has been destined to be, I give to you the one, the only...

    @EDDIEVRULZ !!!

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    "I watched as The Lawyer broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood"

    The reckoning is upon you. 2016 will be forever known as the "Year of The Inc."

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    SHUT THE FUCK UP
     
  3. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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  4. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Strength in numbers. Membership has its privileges. There is only one Larry, Inc.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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  6. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    If youre going to post this shit, at least make it amusing.
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    It's going to be a rocking Larrys Eve. When I woke up this fantastic morning I looked the in bedroom mirror and I saw a awesome physical specimen and thought man this day can't possibly get any better now this news wow the Light of our LLORD and savor is really a true beacon of excellence.
     
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    What is this? Why is this happening?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    They are unaffected by the gay taunts and push in...ah, forward no matter what. :)
     
  11. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That's funny! He looks just like Ted DiBiase! Same clothes and all!

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  12. chrisfromvegas

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    I'll join you from my remote desert location. (Dumont Dunes)

    Congrats Eddie!
     
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    :jrolleyes: :jrolleyes: :jrolleyes:
     
  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The best part is that Mr. DiBiase was always a silent partner since the very beginning and none of these fucking retarded idiots even had a clue.
     
  15. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Faggots. Big flaming faggots.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You mean Teddy!
     
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  18. AllAboutHim Ed

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    At Larry Inc, "mergers" = dudes ass fucking eachother and "acquisitions" = taking the load
     
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  19. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Anybody who's not Larry, Inc. is Alex Wright.

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  20. OV

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    Eddie's a good man... but the title was misleading. Thought it was about Limp Larry again being "merged" from behind.