Larry Inc. - Owning and Dominating

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Whilst the entirety of you useless flesh sacks were wallowing in the mind numbing, pigsty like doldrums that is most often associated with the Dawg Shed, a certain member of Larry Inc. was achieving glory and international acclaim. On the orders and direction of @LawyerLarry, paramount orator and overall supreme being @ljc traveled to Mexico City (that's in Mexico, for the ninety-nine percent of you that have never cast your gaze upon a map, let alone possess the ability to locate your posterior with multiple hands) and before 95,500 subaverage humanoids at Estadio Azteca claimed the Television Heavyweight Championship! This unparalleled feat of courage and athleticism has served to further cement Larry Inc. as the most dominant power player on our blue marble. This triumph was broadcast on that nation's most popular television program "Lo Siento, Soy Un Apestoso Mexicano" and transmitted to a worldwide audience numbering in the billions.

    Once the Larry Inc. Gulfstream G650 arrived back at Larry Inc. world headquarters, @tradioguy69 and @ClintDagger met the new champion on the tarmac to offer their sincerest congratulations and to present @ljc with a gift of a Ribera's Steakhouse jacket, this one the authenticated coat worn by Hulk Hogan on the set of Rocky III.

    Larry Inc. does what we want, when we want. We take what we want and there is no force of this world powerful enough to degrade that capability.

    Again, congratulations to the new champion...

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Anybody who starts a sentence with the word whilst is a total faggot
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    Owning and dominating all blue veined dicks everywhere.
     
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    You know you're a serious asshole when Chriza seems like the more likable of the two of you.
     
  7. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    We literally do whatever the fuck we want.
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    He's fancy!:sgay:
     
  14. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    I run over 30 miles a week, I'm in peak physical condition. Try again sweetheart.

    The rest of you losers need to stop asking me about posters I've never heard of.
     
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    [​IMG]What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.[​IMG]
     
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    I know I'll probably regret this, but,

    WHAT IS LARRY INC.?
     
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    That is a Pandora's box you did not want to open.
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    That's a solid promo. You should send us a resume.
     
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    :shucks:
     
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